
waffletester
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@MurrayHillGuy1 Conservatives are on the CB radio. Try channel 6 or 23 on your drive from Texas to Florida and eventually you'll get a hit. That, or any Petro/TA in the south will have what you're looking for.
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How to get laid in 2026:
Set Hinge location to Williamsburg/DUMBO or anywhere in Brooklyn
Filter: “liberal only” like below (congrats you just unlocked the whole app)
Bio must include: therapy, “reading again,” “he/him” pronouns and one fake hobby
Match with: septum piercing / 4+ tattoos / tote bag
Date plan:
$9 matcha + walk in park (say you’re “off alcohol for mental clarity”)
Topics to hit:
• how exhausting capitalism is
• Mamdani mentioned at least 30 times and how good he is
• how you “almost moved to Lisbon”
• how evil Trump is (don’t overdo it, just nod intensely)
• your latest “burnout” despite having a fake email job
Close:
“I have a record player, wanna come hear this vinyl?”

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@dineshmodeusa @ClownWorld Yeah but you're stuck with an audi that 95% of people would stay away from and not even think about purchasing from you. Have fun with the inevitable timing chain that's going to require you to pull the engine.
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@ClownWorld That is insane. Just purchased a 2012 Audi A5 Convertible for $9K (108K miles). Put in another $4K for maintenance, car is rock solid. Only by used, and pay cash. Let the previous owner pay the depreciation.
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"Weirdest rain I've ever seen." A woman in San Diego captured this as a line of rain moved toward her, causing a brief downpour before continuing on.
When a heavy rain shower is barely moving and winds are calm, the rain can come straight down, making for a stark line of rain on the ground. Normally, there is some wind that will carry some of the rain away from the storm, transitioning from a few drops into a heavy downpour.
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@nmatini Just a heads up, this only works if you're a woman. Us men can only hit up the usta playing nardi and ask him if he would share a shot of tuti oghi. It's a 50/50 chance of him sharing or telling us to fuck off and get a job.
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@senmurf @gio_tbilisi @KarolineGosling Coming from a Russian this is fucking hilarious. There's more Russian whores in Armenia than Armenian whores, and they're more popular because they will suck dick while the Armenian ones won't. Though, I won't deny there is some truth to what you say.
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@gio_tbilisi @KarolineGosling Нет, армянки не лучший выбор, они в основном думают только о твоих деньгах
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@RichardWeb12024 @libsoftiktok He pulled a Harjinder, this is not the first or the last time the exact same type of accident will occur. You will never truly be Americans. You come from a caste system so you should understand this. The constitution does not apply to turd worlders who take advantage of the US.
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Everyone points blame on the Indian truck driver without looking at a Google map view of the intersection where there is a left turn lane to a truckstop. Maybe you should allow the police department to do their investigation before jumping to conclusions. There are drivers here that are of Indian descent and American citizens, just saying!
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@ShaqsGardening @AmiriKing You can just tuck it in your shirt but yeah, kinda intrusive with that one.
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@AgingAnarchist You're probably not talking about white Americans, I hope?
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@poicipensoalnik I used to think highly of Italians. Until one of them scammed me over $400 in fake colognes.
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@ClownWorld Glad I'm not Ukrainian. Brothers killing brothers in an unjust war started by the jew. If I was drafted the first thing I'd do is turn my gun on the squad leader.
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@TerribleMaps >Be me
>American truck driver
>pickup load going to Kansas city from Denver
>truck stops full of illegals and poop throwers
>try to get scaled
>worker doesn't know English
>only food available is indian
>5.99 for a bottle of water and got charged for ice
>pleaselordhelpme.jpeg
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An Armenian Diaspora forum in Paris said the #Artsakh issue and #ArmenianGenocide recognition remain priorities. Forum criticized Pashinyan’s pressure on the Church and called on every #Armenian citizen, wherever they are, to come to the country and vote in the upcoming elections
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White phosphorus was also used in Nagorno Karabakh ethnic cleansing by Netanyahu’s buddy Aliyev. Makes one wonder why it was widely speculated as Ukraine ‘s dealing
Steve Sweeney@SweeneySteve
I$rael is shelling the town of Al Tayri in the south of Lebanon with white phosphorus
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@xoskilav El mi yerkarcru, gna kofes dir u chtenam karch shor haqid.
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