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Thinky Crow

@ThinkyCrow

I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

SF Bay Area เข้าร่วม Mart 2009
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Thinky Crow
Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
I have a name for this, and it’s “hypocrisy hypocrisy”. We all know perfectly well Rebekuh here does not want ID requirements to be uniform between voting and guns. She wants ID for guns, but NOT for voting. Earth to moron: YOU ARE JUST AS BIG A HYPOCRITE AS THOSE YOU ACCUSE.
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Libertarian Party@LPNational·
What if we had fewer “gun-free zone” signs at schools and more signs like this?
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Thinky Crow
Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@sfali789 @cartierfamilyZ None of that has anything to do with the fact that your fingers directly touch shit, while mine don’t. By the way: if water is all that’s needes to be clean: do you ONLY use water to wash your hands afterward? I use soap.
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Farooq Zafar (SF Ali) 📊🅿️Ⓜ️@sfali789·
@ThinkyCrow @cartierfamilyZ Yes, yours do, you're just gross and live in nasty denial. We wash, you smear. Visual demos and expert descriptions (including from rectal surgeons) have shown TP leaves "stinky residue" and fecal traces ALL in the perianal area and hair, while water rinses everything clean.
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CartierFamily@cartierfamilyZ·
It’s crazy to me that people really try and compare this to eating a hamburger or eating a slice of pizza.
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Dr Strangetweet (ドクター・ストレンジツイート)
Dr Strangetweet (ドクター・ストレンジツイート)@lone_rides·
"This is reinstituting Jim Crow laws." No it isn't. "It's like whites only water fountains." No it isn't. "It's telling black people they can't vote." No it isn't. "Black people can't choose their representation." Yes they can. "It ends Democrats having built-in districts." LOL yes
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Thinky Crow
Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@joakial_ Taxes are the price we pay to not go to prison.
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Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺
Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺@joakial_·
Taxes are not punishment; they are the price we pay to live in a civilized society.
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The Architect.
The Architect.@TheMarcitect·
@rawsalerts Poorly managed corporations should never get a bailout. If they fail they fail end of story. Next.
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R A W S A L E R T S
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are preparing to fully shut down after President Donald Trump refused to approve the $500 million taxpayer-funded bailout as the discount carrier ran too low on cash
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Δ Ozzimo@deltaozzimo·
Good riddance.
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are preparing to fully shut down after President Donald Trump refused to approve the $500 million taxpayer-funded bailout as the discount carrier ran too low on cash

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Thinky Crow
Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
This is an interesting take, but a very terrible analogy. In this scenario there is a bad outcome even if everyone chooses “red”. The sheriff dies, and the thugs assumedly stay in town. Hence voting “blue” is the ONLY way to get a good outcome.
West of Lourdes | VT@west_of_lourdes

An actual analogy for the button question: the High Noon Dilemma The sheriff is rounding a posse to kick out a gang of thugs. The thugs will kill the sheriff and everyone in the posse unless 30% of the men in town join the posse, in which case they leave. Do you join the posse?

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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@1brad_ass @CodyLibolt No, everyone is off the tracks. Everyone who pushes red stays where they are, everyone who hits blue jumps on the track in order to “save” everyone on the track. Which before buttons were pushed, was NOBODY. You’re trying to solve a problem that the “solution” itself created.
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Psych@1brad_ass·
@CodyLibolt Incorrect analogy ….in the button scenario quite everyone is already on the train tracks …if you hit the red button you can get off yourself…if you hit the blue button you stay on the tracks but will stop the train if 50% of you are willing to do the same ..cope
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Torin@nirot_·
Reminder that 5% is 1 IN 20 PEOPLE. This is assuming 95% of people choose red, which absolutely wouldn’t happen
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Torin@nirot_·
Oh my god the discourse about this button question is maddening. If even 5% of people die suddenly society fucking collapses. Let alone nearing 50%. It’s like this website is inhabited by Neanderthals
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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@sfali789 @cartierfamilyZ I love how you’re illiterate. Your fingers touch shit. Mine do not. You have shit fingers. I have clean fingers. Your parents are cousins, aren’t they?
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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@JxnW “C’mon, we need everyone to play Russian roulette. If enough people play, the gun won't fire!” “Ok, but since we don’t want to get shot in the head; why don't we just… NOT play Russian roulette? “OMG YOU COWARD!!!”
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Joam Luxurious
Joam Luxurious@JxnW·
You are asked a hypothetical question that reveals your moral character. Pushing red button announces to the world that you are cowardly. Pushing blue shows you are heroic. There are no other consequences because it is a hypothetical. You can just lie. It’s a hypothetical.
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Rupert's Conscience
Rupert's Conscience@RupertsConscie1·
@IDFsoldiergirl Hanging flags...killing children...bombing civilians. Yawn. But you still can't defeat Hamas. You still can't defeat Hezbollah. ...and Iran defeated you.
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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@MexiconMolester Blue creates a problem in an attempt to try and solve itself. Red means there was no problem to begin with.
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Nik - Reactionary Jobless Nigga
Nik - Reactionary Jobless Nigga@MexiconMolester·
The button thing is a decently built thought experiment. Every blue presser who says red pressers are evil is retarded, and every red pressers who says blue pressers are stupid is also retarded. There are perfectly good reasons to press both. You just have no theory of mind
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Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@Gus_AlienTV @TheCinesthetic Because he's obsessed. Except now he’s revealed himself to be deranged to everyone in the first order, and Luke’s legend raises to godhood.
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Lalien Gus@Gus_AlienTV·
@ThinkyCrow @TheCinesthetic Why the hell Kylo Ren wants to fight a guy who had just survived dozens (hundreds) of heavy cannon shots without lifting a finger ? That's absolutely dumb. How could he win against that ? I cannot be invested fi the villain is stupid.
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Thinky Crow
Thinky Crow@ThinkyCrow·
@M3RKPHANT0M @emre_aliba Voting red means there isn’t a gun to begin with. Blue literally creates a problem purely in attempt to solve itself.
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thoughtcrime
thoughtcrime@thoughtcrime___·
blue button pressers often default to “people won’t understand the question” reminds me of the libs who oppose voter ID because they assume black people can’t navigate the process of getting one
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pereboleslav 🐘@pereboleslav·
Синие любят написать: я не хочу жить в мире, где большинство это красные эгоисты Ну а я не хочу жить в мире, где взрослых людей нужно спасать от их собственной глупости ценой собственной жизни Повзрослейте уже
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