Notorious Gooner

Dream blunt rotation: Kobe, Karl Malone, Eric Swalwell, Ben Roethlisberger

Things only ODAC Baseball Players will understand (inspired by @ChadJohnson_84) - chopping it up with John Sexton while digging into the box - Hampden-Sydney’s 1930s PA system - Ray Hedrick screaming “be a senior” 10+ times per game - Roanoke’s city connect “Noke” hoodies

Drinking things you can afford in places you can pronounce

@tyreeksfist East Po

Your unemployed friend at 11:03 on a Wednesday #freewill

There’s baseball on btw #tomahawkmissile

Shoutout to BWA (Beer With Alan) for the rec #bigwave

Azamat Murzakanov when he fights someone decent

Jiri talks like White Claw Gabe

Interview 1 2.5 week gap Interview 2 3 week gap Super day “You’ll hear back within a week” 3+ weeks later “After careful consideration we’ve decided not to move forward with your candidacy”

Michigan playing like SGA tn #terrorists

@LDickspecial ODAC clears

Are you not entertained?

Jeff “Skunk” Baxter has been here for centuries, just waiting for Steely Dan to come around.

The Mrs. invited me over for burgers. Turns out it’s chicken burgers, she only has shredded cheese, and no buns. #mightendit

The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire

Just saw this mf on a BET commercial #OJsympathizer

Colleges I automatically think less of you for attending 1) High Point 2) CU Boulder (east coast kids only) 3) U Tampa 4) ASU (out of state) 5) U Miami (only if douche/whore)

Just got the news that I’ll be day drinking on Saturday

How it feels applying to jobs in the big 26 #AsanteSamuel

I don’t even know where to begin…