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@timteezee

being an underachieving, overly fussy pedant since 2013. dumb, but stubborn, so end up winning. views do not represent whatever employer I'm employed at.

Kitchener, Ontario เข้าร่วม Haziran 2009
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this app is dead. peace
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my die on this hill opinion is that anything involving money in your application should be modeled in your database like a credit card balance. don't use SCD, or some kind of update mechanism. append only.
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SQL interviews should not just test whether you can write a query, but also whether you can write an efficient query
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you say "product driven company" I say "weak eng/data upper mgmt who lets insanity run free"
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depths of wikipedia!
depths of wikipedia!@depthsofwiki·
oh yeah, Mao Zedong, that guy from Arthur
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the modern day tech worker memento mori is: your job doesn't actually provide value to society
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@visakanv true staff eng vibes here
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Visa is doing marketing consults (see pinned!)
one of my favorite rory sutherland anecdotes is about how people complained that an elevator took too long to arrive. it would cost ~ a million dollars to make the elevators 5% faster. they solved the problem for ~$100 by adding mirrors so people groomed themselves while waiting
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@teej_m @Captaintobs hey at least it doesn't have Postgres "at timestamp without timezone" insanity
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Toby Mao@Captaintobs·
#SQL dialect madness part 2: how do you add a day to a date?
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Spoon & Tamago@Johnny_suputama·
Roughly 100 competitive daydreamers gathered in Tokyo yesterday for their first annual “Space-out Competition” Heart rates were checked and anyone who laughs, talks or dozes off was eliminated during the 90 min competition.
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@chinesegon man I can already imagine what this dude looks like in real life
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gon@chinesegon·
you are broke and should give up
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@SebAaltonen skill is what dictates productivity, not choice of hardware
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Sebastian Aaltonen@SebAaltonen·
It's true that rich western countries have better equipment. But let's be real. Dense 120Hz 2000 nit screens, full day battery life and a luxury brand logo doesn't add productivity. 60Hz 1080p screen, carrying a charger with you and using Android/Windows is best bang for buck.
Sergio Pereira@SergioRocks

With the new Macbook Pro announced, many SWEs in the US ordered it already. But most SWEs in India, Brazil, Nigeria, Eastern Europe, etc are still using a clunky Lenovo or other budget Windows laptop. It hurts productivity, and it also hurts access to the latest tools.

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@var_epsilon "no blockers" is senior speak for "stop wasting my time, I'm trying to do actual work"
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varepsilon@var_epsilon·
when a so called senior engineer gives the exact same standup update for an entire week
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@swlkr related result: people keep using things that work all the time
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swlkr@swlkr·
boring tech pays the bills
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@angryfermion humanity learning from its mistakes
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if quantum mechanics says the universe is probabilistic, what has 0% chance of ever happening?
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@ronawang can't spell graph without rap
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Rona Wang@ronawang·
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