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That trash club will win the league solely because they have the refs and VAR on payroll

In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one year.

Knicks may never lose again

@AlboMP Duis

Say goodbye to card surcharges.

Holy smokes

CUNHA 😂😂 [@UtdKev08] x.com/kevutd8/status…

UPS driver hilariously chased by wild turkeys: ‘I’m 40-years-old, I can’t deal with this!'

🚨🎥 | Lisandro Martinez explains what Michael Carrick has improved in only 3 days: “Playing WITH the ball.. playing with confidence. What Carrick did with his assistants was UNBELIEVABLE and that’s why I’m impressed!”

Manchester is and always will be RED! 🔴🔴

Broo😭😭❤️❤️❤️

POTUS ON PRESS SEC: "She gets up there with that beautiful face and those lips that don't stop, bop, bop, bop, like a little machine gun."

Since making his Manchester United debut in February 2020, Bruno Fernandes has created 562 chances 🤯 That’s 115 more than any other player across Europe’s top five leagues 💫

I’ve seen banter eras but this is a discovery😭

Look at Casemiro at the end, waiting to congratulate like a proud dad after assisting Cunha’s first United goal. ❤️ 🎥: @ dn15sss/denis (TikTok)

Steve’s not a fan of Garnacho… 🤬

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Honestly one of the best videos I've seen from the YouTube space. Kills me everytime

Breathe. Going bed. WhatsApp notifications off.