evelyn.

@splitarget you’re manifesting the end of my career like a freak?

@truthstates how am i a sicko.

can someone do something interesting.

@splitarget i have my eye on you, sicko.

@truthstates take it how you want.

@letitrepeat mhm. guess i just have a high tolerance

@truthstates still? even now?

@splitarget is that a threat.

@truthstates exactly what i just said.

@butcherstunts how about we use a regular car instead?

@butcherstunts that definitely works!

@splitarget hey

@truthstates your career in journalism is over.

@splitarget ?????

@splitarget i don’t think any reporter in the city will take photoshopped pictures as proof FYI.

@truthstates it actually happened BTW.

@splitarget i called you out on a lie and now you’re mad? real classy 😒

@truthstates x.com/truthstates/st…

@letitrepeat still kinda feels like amateur hour. /lhj

@truthstates the city has been interesting lately, no?

good morning, new york ☀️

@splitarget what’s your issue.

@truthstates pass.

@matt_mdoc can’t blame him. being a lawyer sounds depressing.

@truthstates Well… no not usually but he does need a boost of energy.

Morning, bringing in coffees to the office— an apology for my lateness.

@muzzlesunrest your first mistake was drinking hot coffee.

burnt my mouth on my coffee. world's out to get me.