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Microdrama titles are hilarious. Some of them are just the literal blurbs, and usually involve billionaire romance fantasies. The whole industry is basically housewife goon. $8B a year and growing btw.

@churrascooooo he be right about the garlic tho. we've been noticing, big garlic.

im prepared, i dont give a fuck, i dont have a lot of money, i live in a jr 1 bedroom apartment, i have a fake job, my tax dollars all go to criminals from third world countries, there are schizo homeless everywhere, everything is expensive as fuck, all the houses are overvalued, texas is full of indians, my hometown is majority latino, the food is fake, the government is being run from tel aviv, the only way to make money is online prostitution, all cars suck, you cant get a decent meal anywhere, the pussy has been paywalled, analytics ruined sports, they dont make good movies anymore, the internet is just various forms of linkedin, video games suck, the quality of everything is terrible, books suck, minorities are constantly on speaker phone, the TSA lines are long, everywhere smells like weed, women bring their dogs everywhere, the garlic isnt as strong as it used to be, everywhere is flooded with LED lights... and on top of all of that, everyday i have to hear some SILICON VALLEY FAGGOT write SPOOKY CAPESHIT about "the dangers of AI" like i have ANYTHING TO LOSE

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of daughter or clipper son?

@bensig epic

My friend Milla Jovovich and I spent months creating an AI memory system with Claude. It just posted a perfect score on the standard benchmark - beating every product in the space, free or paid. It's called MemPalace, and it works nothing like anything else out there. Instead of sending your data to a background agent in the cloud, it mines your conversations locally and organizes them into a palace - a structured architecture with wings, halls, and rooms that mirrors how human memory actually works. Here is what that gets you: → Your AI knows who you are before you type a single word - family, projects, preferences, loaded in ~120 tokens → Palace architecture organizes memories by domain and type - not a flat list of facts, a navigable structure → Semantic search across months of conversations finds the answer in position 1 or 2 → AAAK compression fits your entire life context into 120 tokens - 30x lossless compression any LLM reads natively → Contradiction detection catches wrong names, wrong pronouns, wrong ages before you ever see them The benchmarks: 100% recall on LongMemEval — first perfect score ever recorded. 500/500 questions. Every question type at 100%. 92.9% on ConvoMem — more than 2x Mem0's score. 100% on LoCoMo — every multi-hop reasoning category, including temporal inference which stumps most systems. No API key. No cloud. No subscription. One dependency. Runs on your machine. Your memories never leave. MIT License. 100% Open Source. github.com/milla-jovovich…

Announcing the first 3 winners of the ASEAN competition! Congrats @Evilhai88 @xosiriusx @goatiecs Check out their entrees below!

@kloutgg @o00Q00o This was a BANGER.

$5000 in prizes. 45 winners. And we finally have the 1st prize winner of the Enhanced video competition! Congratulations @o00Q00o on taking out the grand prize. Your video hit all the notes - quality, entertainment factor, and overall surprise! Klouted.

@kloutgg @ken_x16 Goes so hard

Congrats on taking out the number 1 prize for the GET KLOUTED competition @ken_x16 ! This video had us feeling klouted fr fr.

@emilyjuniper_ He'll never be PM, old mate speaks too much sense for that.

Australia should be making this man Prime Minister.

Congrats @ser_darvos for taking out the 2nd prize of the GET KLOUTED competition. This was a movie!

@kloutgg @fromjtown Absolutely epic video!

Congrats @fromjtown for taking out the runner up prize for the Enhanced Games campaign! It's an ad worthy of an Oscars AND a Grammy.

@kloutgg @0xMegumiii @GilangR90760584 @Vincent00x00 Congrats guys! Klouted.

Nothing like starting the week with 3 more GET KLOUTED winners! Congrats @0xMegumiii @GilangR90760584 @Vincent00x00 Check out their videos below!

Team's been cooking all weekend on the next generation of CPM campaigns. It'll be the first true win/win between creators and brands, unlocking way more campaigns across the board - which means more earnings. Next week will be a banger.

@kloutgg @oceanscarr Massive congrats!

Congrats @oceanscarr on taking out the 3rd prize for the Enhanced Games video competition! This is an absolute banger and has us HYPED for the upcoming games. More winners announced soon! Platform updates below 👇

@kloutgg @AzuraETH @Danene6075 @lumychie @patiencejonis @Dean_nih Congrats guys! Amazing vids.

Announcing 5 more winners for the GET KLOUTED campaign! Congrats @azuraeth @Danene6075 @lumychie @patiencejonis @Dean_nih Check out their banger entries below!