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@CodeBeard Wordle 212 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩;)

Arrrg! Wordle 212 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🖐🏻 hope for a three 👎🏻

@ProfCorn Definitely needs a Queen’s English toggle

Wordle 207 5/6 Steward's enquiry needed!! ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@rshotton @sketchplanator But what do you do when the lock door/star-jump combo becomes habitual? :)

Repeated behaviours are easily forgotten, adding an unusual element makes them memorable Beautifully drawn by the @sketchplanator

@rshotton If you take a reading of Spoon as ‘sliver or small piece’ it’s comparable in meaning to ‘cutlet’

Just learned today that a wether is the word for a castrated ram. Does that mean Wetherspoons is named after the instrument used in he process? If so definitely weirdest brand name ever

@nickalder Those bastard sharks though.

@variantcjd I definitely was, so bloody brave.

I can’t believe the emotional punch at the end of My Octopus Teacher, I wasn’t ready for that. 🐙❤️😢

@MuzzyHillbilly True, at least they’ve been even handedly lenient

@MuzzyHillbilly That Stevie Wonder school of officiating though

@awhowlin @StephHowlin @dandecruz Sláinte!

@StephHowlin @dandecruz Ah I was thinking too small! Let's get blitzed!😂 In a responsible way of course!

Gonna play a drinking game over Christmas based on all the MPs who inevitably break tier 4 guidance. Rules to follow

@jayrajdev had the same thing. wonder if any john smiths got it? 🤔

Thanks LinkedIn, but I’ve never found this a problem

Hey Metal Twitter - I encourage you to read this note all the way to the end. There is not a black metal song on earth that contains the absolute seething, pitiless hatred contained within this note I found at a Michigan antique store.

Mark Zuckerberg created a website to rank his female classmates by their appearance and it ended up destroying democracy, in case you're wondering about the consequences of toxic masculinity

@MuzzyHillbilly Book: scavenges from the fallen. Film: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@rezaaslan @Carlsonsports

@doctorow Alzheimer’s bro

This week Trump said he didn't know Prince Andrew. In 2000 Trump said "he's a lot of fun to be with."boingboing.net/2019/12/05/thi…

@tobyfeakins @rich_kirk

@rich_kirk I got a different result when I looked

Wow this is depressing.

@doctorow These occasional hexeosis posts serve as a welcome 5min space out for me every time. Thanks @doctorow for the public service.

Hexeosis hexeosis.tumblr.com/post/188197495…

@Mattjackson_88 @NFL @NFLUK @UKEagles_ No joy with the amazon app for over a week, contacted support - no response. iPhone app seems to work intermittently. Not a hugely encouraging start to the season though...

Does anyone know why #NFLGamepass isn't working on any of my platforms here in the UK? @NFL @NFLUK AND is anyone else having g problems? @UKEagles_

@TheSonicMole @CodeBeard

While some people find this scary, it is currently one of my greatest intellectual loves

@nickalder Ads ruin everything don’t they? Almost makes you question your life choices.

24 hours being on non Spotify premium was almost too much.