ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴛᴍᴀxxᴇʀ ™ || Larry Johnson of EDTWT

I kind of forgot about my last pin of shame so I’m redoing it — Also keeping my intro quoted ^^ — Unpinning at bmi 20s (55-58kg)

Ok I’m leaving now 🥺 coming back 1000 kgs

@SkxnandBxnez the fame’s gotten to my head

@vegemitemaster You’re so famous holy

Then??? Don’t post it?? 😭

@carleobealeo67 STOP MY MAMA DID THAT WITH ME AND SHOWED ME HER BMI ON THE SAME SCALE😪😪😪

i’m so glad she didn’t get curious and ask about my bmi cause i just checked it on the website she’s using and it’s telling me i’m underweught😭😭😭

NOW THEYRE TALKING ABOUT BMIS

@furiousfelinee Abipapa#2

@vegemitemaster I love you Abipapa

Getting called Abipapa turns me on

I also hate when people like severe sh scars on drawings but get grossed out when they see it on people irl

Nothing annoys me more than art with sh scars that are only there to make a character look “200’s emo brother”

@khemikcal Elon silencing you… smh

how r my mooties doing......... and nonmoots too if they see this..... i may be in #twitterjail

Ohk I’m gonna get a McFlurry and chippies hopefully that’s like roughly 600-700 😳 (6767)

@isopodds @furiousfelinee OMG ILY

@vegemitemaster @furiousfelinee the sinjin sisters omg

5 safe drinks and THE oomf -Diet Coke -Apple juice -Peachy keen monster -Sparkling water -water with berroca @furiousfelinee @furiousfelinee @furiousfelinee 3 times for luck ✌️😳

Tryna take a shit in the morning so I have a more accurate reading on the scale

reading plot in a “porn with plot” fic

@carleobealeo67 Most lax I’ve seen have like at MOST 10 cals per tablet

do these have calories??

@carleobealeo67 I had so many vitawheats they hurt my teeth 😪

@vegemitemaster this looks delicious i’m tickling my bellybutton

Wait. || 15.4.26 — Ignore the lack of steps, horrid amount of carbs and the fact that I ate more than I said I would 🥺 I’m not surviving my friend’s house tomorrow SHE HAS NUTELLA. I have no self control 😥 (6767)

@furiousfelinee Homestuck writing quirks

@vegemitemaster I vant to say vayve vike 400 vut I von't vnow I vuck vat vhis

YO HOW MANY CALORIES IN THIS NO BAKE CHEESE CAKE 😢😢

@furiousfelinee @carleobealeo67 You’re my donut daddy come lick me up and down

@carleobealeo67 @vegemitemaster let's do this

@carleobealeo67 TGANK YOU LEOPAPA

@vegemitemaster OMG IM COMING TO SAVE YOU ABIPAPA!!!!

i ate protein pizza for lunch

@furiousfelinee Dropping all my day ones

@vegemitemaster Abi papi is famous