Phil Constable
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Phil Constable
@vicariousphil
As confused about politics as I am about life generally
Liverpool เข้าร่วม Nisan 2008
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Oh good, I’ve been looking for a reason to use this mega-meme again.
Allie Beth Stuckey@conservmillen
I do believe that he didn’t think of this as a depiction of Jesus when posting. Still, there has to be more care and discernment here.
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“All 12 committee members have now pledged to form a new party”
It’s like Samuel Beckett’s Endgame:
CLOV: Finished, it must be finished, nearly finished, it must be nearly finished.
Holyrood@HolyroodDaily
The entire leadership of Your Party in Scotland has quit and declared the party is “over” holyrood.com/news/view,your…
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"...and the factory was facing a cashflow crisis, despite it having a confirmed purchase order for £19,000. But, you see, Sid has a budgie and he discovers that this budgie can predict the winners in the horse racing..."
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA @alex_kovaleski 4. We will lose the war in Ukraine.
5. Putin will be ousted.
Oh dear.
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Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.
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@tonytiger67 @AdolphusSpriggs It’s her married name obviously
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@sigourneybeaver Have to find your fun where you can, particularly if you’ve been playing golf all day
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@MichaelCGlasper I’d better put it on just make sure you’re right
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@DarrenJohnson66 Victim focused community justice? Does she mean lynching? Reform’s finished if the Greens outflank them like that
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Because we would all have been so much safer had Ian Brady, Myra Hindley, Peter Sutcliffe, Rose West and Ian Huntley had done litter-picking or mown grass verges after they were sentenced rather than sent to one of those ghastly prisons with horrible bars on the windows.
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I wonder where Kate suggests we put the Ian Huntley or Levi Bellfields of this world?
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy
This is Kate Nevens. Kate is a Green Party candidate for the Scottish Parliamentary elections. She is predicted to win. This is a video of Kate saying she wants to abolish prisons and the entire prison system. Yep. All prisons. ALL OF THEM. Do not let this woman into power.
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@66Steph82 @Ersatz_F Looking forward to NASA’s Arsemis mission
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Does it alleviate your depression or the depression of the people seeing you sun your bumhole?
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自衛隊医官だった人@ハイライトも見てってよ@AiPinfu2003
肛門日光浴が鬱にいいってinstaとかで見たことあるけど、肛門に日光当てようとしてる時点で鬱じゃなくて他の病気だろ、って思った。
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Let it be remembered in history
We have never started a war.
We have never invaded anyone.
We have not killed children.
We have protected our homeland, dearer to us than our lives.
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@MysteriosoX Clearly the shoes were made of cake.
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@archivetvmus71 I’m going to tell you a story about spies…
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@IrkthePurists I’ll be busy pissing myself on the high street
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So, just to be clear: if there is a nuclear holocaust tomorrow, do we get out of doing stuff?
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@HXValley True although tbh he could just get pissed every day and he’d be better than Truss
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Placing very highly in the former PM stakes by a country mile.
Rishi Sunak@RishiSunak
Pushed my luck on the slopes this Easter showing off to my daughters. Thankfully there’s no shortage of sport on TV this month!
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@DrMatthewSweet Sounds more like the Flintstones origin story
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How does this episode of the Simpsons end?
Harry Wallop@hwallop
👌 @thetimes front page photo / headline juxtaposition
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