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@ezzyskii This bus drives on PCIe Express lane

What the hell type of bus is this

@mahammasghar And if you're earning under 1.5 lakh you're not really in a position to get married. Khud par bhi reham karo aur us par bhi jiske Ghar jane ka soch rahe ho.

If you're earning under 1 lakh you're not really in a position to get married. Khud par bhi reham karo aur us par bhi jise ghar laane ka soch rahe hain.

@nirajxdev That's a bad take. Everyone knows that indian labour is cheaper but if you get to work from home and can make money in USD, there is nothing better than this. You may not develop much social skills but the pros outweigh the cons. People are trying their asses off to get such opp.

Remote work is the biggest scam sold to Indian developer. You're not free. You're not living your best life. You're just cheap labour for US companies. They pay you ₹25-40 LPA. Meanwhile they pay their local developers 3-4 times more. No office means no visibility. No politics. No real promotions. No real equity. And you sit in a dark 2BHK. Back to back meetings all day. Your onsite batchmate is already making more than you.

@ayeejuju You can go on a vacation alone to a place which your family knows you can afford for a few days. Under a different identity, enjoy 6 months, come back looking like shit, tell everyone you got kidnapped. Start spending the rest of the money.

@alfkkifine I have seen women do the same. So, it's not about one gender only.

I’ve seen men walk away from 5–10 year relationships, then turn around and marry a woman they’ve known for 6 months suddenly doing all the things their ex begged for years. Word of advice, stop preaching to these men. They hear you. He’s just never going to become the man you want him to be because you’re not the woman he wants to be with. People don’t change for love in general, they change for who they truly want.

@IamAroke Don't hire me. Make it write rest of the 20% too. If you can't, hire me.

Backend Developer interview: We can write 80% of our code with AI why should we still hire you. What will be your response?

@AqsaAbbasy That's a really stupid take. Gathering information and forming an opinion can take time. In your opinion, the courts should side with one party and either announce a sentence or release them before the evidence is fully collected.

@aakashgupta And if it makes errors, nobody can solve them since there is no codebase

Every AI coding tool on earth generates Python and JavaScript instead of binary. That fact alone tells you everything about where we actually are. Generating working binary requires solving all of these problems simultaneously in a single forward pass: CPU architecture selection (x86, ARM, RISC-V all need different instruction sets), register allocation (deciding which of 16-32 physical registers holds which value at every cycle), memory layout (stack frames, heap allocation, pointer arithmetic, alignment), system call interfaces (every OS exposes different kernel APIs), linking (resolving symbols across shared libraries at specific memory addresses), and optimization passes that current compilers handle through 50+ sequential transformation stages. GCC’s optimization pipeline alone runs over 200 distinct passes on your code before producing a binary. Each pass depends on the output of the previous one. An AI generating binary directly would need to internalize all 200 passes as a single learned function. For context, look at the bottom of this tweet. Researchers just published a paper on a 491-parameter transformer they trained to do 10-digit addition. A survey of 180 public LLMs found only 7% can reliably add numbers. The task being described here is to addition what landing on Mars is to a paper airplane. Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, and every tool that actually ships production software generates human-readable code. Python and JavaScript aren’t the bottleneck. They’re the interface that lets humans verify what the AI built, debug when it breaks, audit for security vulnerabilities, and iterate when requirements change. The compile step takes milliseconds. The part that takes hours is figuring out what the software should actually do, handling edge cases, and making sure it doesn’t break in production. High-level languages compress that problem into something a human and an AI can reason about together. Skipping the human-readable layer doesn’t remove complexity. It hides it. And hidden complexity in software is how you get systems that work in demos and explode in production.

@NalinisKitchen Husband asks for jewellery, surprises, foreign trips (6 times a year), asks money for shopping expensive clothes, shoes, grooming kits, sits at the back of the car like a chauffeur is driving. And if any of these things doesn't happen then does none of the things you said above.

Imagine a wife wakes up. - Husband makes tea. - Wife goes for a shower, and husband gets breakfast ready. - Wife goes to the office and gives some money to husband for groceries. - Husband gets kids ready and drops them off at school. - Husband does house chores. - Wife works hard at the office. - Husband sends tiffin to wife’s office. - Husband watches TV in the evening, then goes to the vegetable market, then picks up kids from school. - Husband cooks dinner and has it ready before wife returns from the office. - Wife returns home tired, and dinner is ready on the table. - She enjoys it and then goes to bed while husband cleans the dishes. What a beautiful life.

@TheAppleDesign My favorite artist is already rich.

Your favourite artists get paid more than double when you listen to them on Apple Music compared to Spotify This alone justifies switching to Apple Music

@WifeFinance @BrianAtlas What's stopping women from doing all of this?

Guys can literally pee anywhere with ease, woman can not. Guys can have one suit they wear to multiple formal events, woman can not be seen in public wearing the same dress twice. Guys generally do not need to spend substantial time molding and sculpting their eye brows to perfection, as long as there is a gap between them it’s good. Need I go on?

Can any feminists actually answer this question?

@CatWomaniya Women watching serials at home while their husbands working under the sun is also true.

Watch Juice, a short film where men sit comfortably chatting in the living room while women cook in a packed, poorly ventilated kitchen. The moment one woman stops & joins them, all men get awkward. It shows who’s expected to do labour and who gets to relax in social gatherings.

@Abhiew_ Ye kya chutiya trend chala h 4 parts me picture post krne ka.

@Alanalana27 @CatWomaniya Give birth of a baby boy and send him to jail directly. See if that makes you feel better.

@CatWomaniya Someone on twt said all men should go to jail and prove their way out

A 20 yo girl who can’t hear or speak was raped & impregnated by her father. This is one of the QTs. Tell me why must women not hate men? Why are women expected to make a distinction between the perpetrators of the crimes & those who justify, defend, celebrate or joke about them?

@mrbayoa1 Tell me you don't understand inflation without telling me.

@shivi7275 Wabcon T for nose and Pelliwash shampoo for hair.

what is this And what is the best solution for this?

@Victorokeke_ Penissula

That's a peninsula, not an island. An island is totally surrounded by water, but a peninsula is mostly surrounded by water and connected to the mainland on one side.

@Just_Raghvi Lage narm sa Mujhe naan tera Oo o ooooo

Humour so broke 😭

@krishdotdev Ecoboard

Rate my keyboard !

@yabhishekhd This means now anyone can send money to themselves from your phone while you are sleeping.

UPI payments now support fingerprint and face authentication. Both methods are optional — you can continue using a PIN if you prefer.