Paul Williams

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@markritson Alongside fuckability this site sorts out who is the hardest brand mascot. wbib.wordpress.com

Apart from ranking the Pringles guy so highly, this is a very accurate (possibly scientific?) ranking of the most fuckable brand mascots.

The Turdors #JoshTheMusical

If you laid all the design routes end to end that never made it past the first stage on A4 by every designer on the planet it would go around the earth 37 times.

No air con on SWR 18:15 from Waterloo. SWR guard said it should not even be running. Steamed on #southwesternrailway

@designdforlife Does that include the bike?

After losing their legal battle with Sainsbury’s Singhbury’s change their name.... genius. Also kudos to Morrison’s who said they were flattered.

Just didn’t know when to stop with that K descender did they.

@GwilymBowenRhys My nans favourite was iesi mawr to anything shocking.

anyone know of examples of the Welsh language element in Valleys English - phrases/grammar/vocabulary???

@davetrott When you need digging out of the shit

"We've been doing crappy advertising that hasn't worked for 30 years, but we'd like you to write a catchy line that will change that"

@davetrott @MC372 18 degrees

@MC372 I wonder what nickname the guy that mucked it up got

The film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) was actually produced by Quaker Oats. They were going to release a chocolate bar to go with the movie. However they messed up the formula, so it melted at room temperature. mashed.com/320305/the-tru…

Firestarter, Federer and Fab!... Discover how three friends from the Valleys had an impact on world-leading design, with @designdforlife @w00dview @PhilGLee #walesweeklondon walesweek.london/whats-on/fires…

Rugby Six Nations. Stories behind the badges. springetts.co.uk/news-and-thoug…

NEW EVENT: Firestarter, Federer and Fab!... Discover how three friends from the Valleys had an impact on world-leading design, with ⁦@designdforlife⁩ ⁦@w00dview⁩ ⁦@PhilGLee⁩ #walesweeklondon walesweek.london/whats-on/fires…

Having some quiet time with @HeinzUK after a crazy week. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️ #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

Our Landlord really does make the best date for #ValentinesDay 💘 Read his profile here 👉 bit.ly/3rL6HYd Thank you to @SpringettsBDC for the fantastic advert!

Had to retire my Meindl walking boots after 20 years of walking all over the world. Look forward to the next 20 in the new Meindl ones! #meindl #walkingboots

@Sionilo @designdforlife He has been waiting 20 years to drop that geologist joke.

@designdforlife Dilemma, that leaves me between a rock and a hard place! 🙄🤷‍♂️😂

@rickygervais I want.... I want..... watched it three times if that helps. Keeps getting better.

I want 100 million people to watch this show. Please tell a friend. If you haven't got a friend, watch it again on your own. Still counts.

Is there any better ending to a film than The Good the Bad and the Ugly? If there is I ain’t seen it.