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@Elixir_XBT @gpm75 @yuanotnice goddamn that’s embarrassing 😭😭

@gpm75 @yuanotnice lmao

That punch was for all tourists in the world 😂❤️

@FeepingCreature @NathanpmYoung you are dumb

@NathanpmYoung I do like a wealth tax! Shares in companies are actually reasonably easy to tax if you just fundamentally allow payment-in-shares. That is, a 0.5% wealth tax would just take 0.5% of your actual shares, then presumably sell them. It gets much more difficult for housing. 1/2

@timeshelf @nypost That’s what you’re worried about here? 😂

Ex-NFL player asked ChatGPT for advice after girlfriend's murder: 'What do I do?' trib.al/t4zYOZA

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.” DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

Super Bowl appearances: 1 — Drake Maye 0 — Josh Allen

@RotoWire Yes, why is this phrased as a question lmao

The refs blew this play dead 👀 Should this be a Patriots TD?

@JoeBlowczlq @ColinTCrypto @HustleBitch_ Dumb fuck

@ColinTCrypto @HustleBitch_ That’s common and not considered scammy.

🚨 THE TIP SCREEN IS LYING - AND IT KNOWS YOU WON’T CHECK A woman eating at Dave & Buster's pulls out her phone and films the checkout screen after a $158 bill. “So the bill is $158 and this is 20%,” she says. “But when we do it on our calculations, it’s $31.60.” Her calculator shows $31.60. The screen shows $44.38. Then she points back at the screen. “Hmm…” “And now they’re saying $20 is 9%?” Is this a glitch… or are tip screens quietly inflating numbers because most people won’t check?

@biafradenmark @beyoncegarden Object permanence is a developmental milestone in infants

@beyoncegarden For some people it is. Like me. I think its called Object Blindness/Inattenional Blindness or Object Impermanence

it’s literally not that complicated i’m in tears😭

@finbarr @sprice @thaAdamLittle the guys arguing with you don’t know anyone who works at databricks lol, what you’re describing is exactly the case

@sprice @thaAdamLittle Yes. But these options would have been granted in 2017 when it was still very much the standard.

Imagine having your equity grant of $100K fully vested and marked 134x to $13.4m...

@Aletheia_Archei @Wanderlust39118 @rayzhudev @ryenduu Yes, definitely

@Wanderlust39118 @rayzhudev @ryenduu Even if outdated or irrelevant, shouldn’t an intro to CS class be incredibly basic principles that a professional coder could pass in their sleep? (I haven’t studied CS at a collegiate level so I’m genuinely asking)

i’m 19. i work for xAI. and instead of working im studying for my intro CS final exam rn. this is absurd.

@TW1NKD3STR0YER @bourscheid ah yes, MLEs, masters of SEO

@bourscheid hey john! i know how SEO works and i actually work as a mle :) do you see how ella cook is getting insane legacy media obits at such a high volume to trigger an AI topic summary? further do you see how that would make someone like me go, huh, i wonder whos the other

hey so this is fucking insane right

Duke after winning the ACC championship over Virginia in OT to send the College Football Playoff into total chaos:

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

@AJs_Username @MySportsUpdate you are truly a moron

Jaxson Dart just got smoked.

@GrimHopeful @alphafox

@alphafox For the gumps who are confused

Who’s to blame for this accident - the truck or the semi? 🧐

Drake Maye

@coldblue88 @emperor_kane @isavedmusic @AFpost most people, white or otherwise, aren’t as hot as sydney sweeney. thus, she has great genes. hope this helps.

@emperor_kane @isavedmusic @AFpost If you can’t see how the ad hints at that then that’s on you.

Sydney Sweeney refuses to disavow “joking about” White people’s “genetic superiority” in relation to Sweeney’s “Great Jeans” ad. Follow: @AFpost