Warren

If you don't have anything nice to tweet, make sure you thread them so I can read the full rant easily

Everyone thinks they are important enough to book a conference room as an office on the one day a month they are in the office.

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@OneShotRPG There are a lot of recycling programs that do now accept pizza boxes even with grease on them - including Chicago! Weirdly I found out about this because of Dominos. recycling.dominos.com

We've had a lot of fun here today but I'd like to remind everyone that you probably can't recycle your pizza boxes. If they're a grease stains on it, it's probably not fit for the process.

Honestly Instagram introducing the little notes feature and it immediately being filled with vintage AIM away messages has really improved my social media experience

@dennisreports It was so much. I took notes. It's almost magical for something to flop so hard in the modern era

@warrencdailey In theaters is honestly the only way people should’ve seen Cats, that was such a trip

The last two movies I saw in theaters were Cats (2019) and Everything, Everywhere All at Once and I'm excited to announce that the next two will very likely be the new avatar movie and Barbie because I love an ✨ experience ✨

The @cta redline is stopped bc of a person on the tracks and also there are two birds in my train car. Really killing it over here. It still beats the folks actively smoking I guess

I can highly recommend the newly Emmy Winning Maria's Nature Notebooks — a series I contributed to with Threaded Films and Chicago Botanic Garden :) chicagobotanic.org/marias_notebook

We won 2 Emmys last night. Here are some of our amazing team members handling the interview. I am very lucky to know such talented humans. 🙏 🏆

I do not know that much about SNL other than my severe crush on Bowen Yang but I do think that when Lorne Michaels is ready to retire, he should give me the show Willy Wonka style

No one can have more divorced energy than Elon

@SaraCosty 😭😭 oppressive

My 7-year-old neighbor nicely asked me if I would take the Halloween sign off of my door because “it’s been 64 days since Halloween.” Down to storage the decorations go.

@Zaboonanoo Iconic followup

Pouring myself a glass of sparkling grape juice in a champagne flute at 930 am so that I can pretend I am a rich housewife with a drinking problem and not a boring adult with a remote job

Republicans today: don't politicize these deaths, it's disrespectful :c Actual queer people since literally forever:

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)

The small history I have to offer is that the money I received from Elon buying the shares of Twitter I owned ... Invested right into shares of $RIVN

@j9etc 😰 ouch!

@warrencdailey Dude it was going fine but 8 weeks turned out not to be enough internal healing time. 😳😵😩😐

I'm so grateful for my #healthcare. #BRCA2previvor #healthcareisahumanright #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #surgicalmenopause #surgicalmenopausesupport #sexualhealth #pelvicexam #hysterectomy #hysterectomyrecovery #dyspareunia #ouch #ifyouknowyouknow