MrGlock

How you carry when your get that new pistol you’ve been wanting

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@Shawn_Farash Thomas Massie is a strict constitutionalist. The “cult” is comprised of American First voters.

Thomas Massie is an outrage dealer giving his cult of outrage addicts their daily fix.

@marklevinshow @RichSementa lol this is MAGA now folks

ARM THE IRANIAN PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY! I've been calling for this for weeks on radio.  One thing we can do, which Reagan did in Afghanistan, Angola, and Nicaragua, is ARM THE PEOPLE in Iran so they are no longer butchered by these monsters without the ability to fight back!  They will rise up as a real fighting force, but they need weapons!  And it must be done IMMEDIATELY, especially if we are talking about ending our military operation in a few weeks!

Interesting AI questions asked and answered. Homelessness and Hunger

@DerickMcAfee @sarahadams @RepLuna There’s some truth to that, but again 0 attacks. Russia is supporting its proxy just like we’re supporting Israel and Ukraine. Russia invaded Ukraine, we invaded Venezuela.

@web45678 @sarahadams @RepLuna I highly suggest you look into russia aiding iran in attacking americans, russian cyber attacks, russian state funded tv calling for nuclear attacks on mainland usa with Washington DC as the target etc. Just because you dont see it, doesnt mean its not happening.

RUSSIA GATE WAS A HOAX that some in the DNC are still trying to keep alive. Sucks for them. Diplomacy and peace will prevail. The good news is that some Democrats who are not corrupt want peace in Ukraine and have been open to discussions with all parties involved. 🇺🇸🕊️

@sarahadams @RepLuna When did Russia attack us? Am I missing something?

Russia is our enemy no matter your Stockholm syndrome, they spend the majority of their intelligence efforts undermining us including pulsing microwave waves at our best intelligence officers making them unable to perform basic tasks. You’re massively losing perspective, and you will not get my vote again if you continue down into crazy land.

@B_Gal_in_KY @Chicago1Ray @EdGallrein Explain why

@Chicago1Ray @EdGallrein is for Kentucky!

Who do you think folks in Kentucky should vote for in (KY-04) the former Navy Seal Ed Gallrein who's endorsed by Trump... or Thomas Massie

@Chicago1Ray MASSIE

If you replaced the Senate with 100 random plumbers. I bet the results for Americans would be better.

@marnibaee 👀👀

hoe sit down, im the real definition of hold sh!t down 😌

@bigbankeke Just visited your profile and you’re pretty close to it 👀

who says you’re perfect ?

@ohthatsbeeagain What’s up 👀lol

I beeeen off YN’s 😭😭😭

We can afford a surveillance state but not a healthcare state‼️

@Shawn_Farash @BradJfromLJ 😂 He’s part of the swamp now bud

@BradJfromLJ Dan Bongino is not a government official.

Starting to think shaming all levels of government officials is not only okay but necessary…

@RicketyRalph @sarahadams @CalebJHull @grok Curious about the actual statistics.

@web45678 @sarahadams @CalebJHull @grok The point is?

Every veteran I know is “disabled” and taking advantage of this broken system. About time we start fixing it.

@sarahadams @CalebJHull How many veterans collect disability after serving in the United States military? @grok

@CalebJHull Ohh stop, the majority of veterans aren’t even getting close to the benefits they earned

Many years ago, as a Kansas State Trooper, I had the opportunity to meet Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, it was on a traffic stop: Speeding 85 in a 55. Fortunately, Mr. Norris let me off with a warning.

@CMastrocola @sarahadams @lilydsmith @travisakers That’s correct.

@web45678 @sarahadams @lilydsmith @travisakers The Marine Corps has consistently passed their audits.

teachers buy their own pencils

@sarahadams @lilydsmith @travisakers How about the Pentagon passes an audit, then you can get additional funds?

@lilydsmith @travisakers So you don’t think a troop in war should have proper armor, for example?

I’m building a team. Who’s in?