second children

@Zumb_Zumb New Freeloader showed up. All the fish immediately started bugging. Landon didn’t want to go along with a super bed bit so everyone is getting punished. Fun night

Can someone fill me in on what happened in the last 4 hours? I went to see a movie and come back to them barricading the dorm #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@joperomus You’ve been programmed

Computa…. Make this guy supa gay and horny #fishtanklive

It’s hilarious how the community forgets that the previous season had boring moments too the second the previous season concludes. #fishtanklive

@CardinalShmeg It’s gonna keep ramping up. The biggest threat to the show is another shutdown like S3/S4

Haven't been able to watch anything today. Seeing a lot of doomfagging on twitter and /ftl/, but from the clips I've seen today looks like the most fishtank day so far. The constant dooming just turns everything into noise and taints actually dooming, stop being gay #fishtanklive

They were too mean to Landon! #fishtanklive

@TheBoatFarmer That’s been the craziest to me. I missed most of s1 (knew about just didn’t watch) and started during s2. I have no clue how people can claim to start from back then and not understand the show.

It's wild that there are actual Rachels in the fanbase, she's not an anomaly. People that with no irony consider Famous House as the best shit they ever watched and view everything else as evil degeneracy, some of them have even been here since s1. #Fishtanklive #Fishtankdotlive

@TheTankMonitor He’s literally one of the fish who know Fishtank. He knew what he signed up for. He saw season 2.

Landon loved that shit. Just like TJ and Greg loved it in s2. Ben handed him a redemption arc on a silver platter. Be thankful #fishtanklive

@TrulyVrilliant Yeah absolutely. There are valid criticisms of Ben and Jet, but come on. The second Ben tries and succeeds to manufacture a bit people are whining about it not being fair

@webgunslinger The people complaining about Ben going too hard is a different sect entirely This is what we've wanted and it was a few punches that wouldn't hurt Landon idk why the normies are so mad

Fishtank fans whine and complain about nothing interesting happening and then when something interesting happens they whine and complain that it wasn’t what they wanted. Many such cases #fishtanklive

Not to say Ben and Jet don’t fuck up. They definitely do, but they’re kinda right. The best moments in Fishtank have always just been the guys doing stupid bits/challenges and letting the fish react. If the fans ran it, it would suck.

@XxDozenRosesxX @Waterquag @gogo40824 @luke_helgerson You are falling for the bit because you are actually brain dead

@Waterquag @gogo40824 @luke_helgerson Not on purpose and not with malice lol

it's not fair tank #fishtanklive This might not be the show for you, big dawg

My favorite, most intellectually stimulating moments in Fishtank history are in S1 when production would walk upstairs and dump garbage everywhere. Up there with reading the works of Thomas Aquinas. #fishtanklive

@luke_helgerson It’s also so clearly a bit that Jet and Ben are playing it up. Have the majority of Fishtank fans deluded themselves into believing 100% of the shit they see is genuine? I thought that was like rule 1 of being online

>beating up a drunk janitor Why the fuck do you think we're here? You sound GAY #fishtanklive

@Bonecondor Yeah because zoomers hate gifs that’s what it is

remember how the millennial internet was full of colorful memes and weird stuff, and then joyless spiritually devoid ironypilled zoomers came along and bullied the millennials out of using gifs, and now the whole internet is devoid of whimsy and tomfoolery?

@TheJ9747 I mean, you have to work for it. You can’t just wait to meet people. You have to talk to people you sit next to and make an effort to see people.

please don’t tell me it’s like this. i’ve given up on having any friends in high school and i keep telling myself “university will be different” please please don’t say this, it’s a new pasture, we’ll make so many friends please😔

@neongenesisms Ahh I really like the ending, but you can definitely tell that it wasn’t planned to end that way. I get it

@webgunslinger ending

my rating to this anime btw. light 9 for the show and a 10 for the movie.

@paddingtonpill Do people forget things as soon as they aren’t in their faces??? I remember everyone complaining about S3 saying it’ll never be as good as S2 again. Just stfu

@Its_ereko 9/11 - Al-Qaeda’s great trauma

Japanese translators froze. Live on air. Silence where words should be. Trump dropped Pearl Harbor. Japan's national trauma. In a press conference. As a joke. The translators couldn't speak. Because what do you say when your ally mocks your history? The world saw Japan's humiliation in real time. This is the man Takaichi came to negotiate with. This is the "partnership." The silence said more than any translation ever could.

@lincplaysgames @TheRoyalSerf Thanks for throwing Lutheran in there man

@TheRoyalSerf Anything that's not Catholic, Orthodox, or Lutheran is fake and gay