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William
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William
@william
Antisexist, antiracist, antijerk. Sassmouth, nosyparker, busybody. (And you're probably looking for @iamwill or @WilliamsRuto.) opinions all mine. He or they.
เข้าร่วม Haziran 2006
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William รีทวีตแล้ว
just had the mental image of elon musk sobbing in a running tesla in a closed garage. waiting for release that will never come.
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CBS is reporting that Dr. Oz has asked reporters to leave his victory party. Where he has not spoken.
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So this is the tweet that gets ratio'd. A statement of neutrality. Nice place, this Twitter. @elonmusk
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This is the way I’ve voted in basically every election since I became a journalist: Blank ballot. Only because of the current climate do I feel like sharing publicly. #PoliticalCelibacy
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@ItsMeHenning @gwenckatz Weirdly, I get that. There's something similar about the flavors to me that comes out especially in ice cream. That guy's going to be real excited to learn that they also have pistachio-flavored nuts.
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Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia
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William รีทวีตแล้ว
My opponent was arrested on Oct. 4th for sexual indecency 190 ft from children playing at a childcare center. We still have not heard about a charging decision from the Maricopa County Attorney. Anyone know if this a typical timeframe for this process?
newsweek.com/gop-republican…
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I've known water balloons with thicker skin.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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@Mike___Kilo @johniadarola He worked at Paypal for 6 months before they fired him. His big effort there? Trying to replace their Linux servers with Windows NT. Such a genius.
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@johniadarola PayPal. Tesla. SpaceX. The tunneling company.
Accomplish all that and then get back to us about how smart you are.
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Elon Musk is single-handedly destroying the myth that the rich are smarter or more talented than the rest of us.
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@StorySlug William of Occam wasn't the first to think of Occam's Razor, so I'm ok with that.
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That is NOT how consent works. Jesus christ.
Alyssa Marie@AlyssaShrugged
@nbrink77 @right2bleft @KristanHawkins My original point was that by consenting to sex you consent to pregnancy. To claim otherwise would imply that nature needs YOUR consent for you to be pregnant, which is inaccurate. The natural risk you take to drinking alcohol is that you may become drunk. The natural risk to 1\
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@skinnylatte Amazon sells 55-gallon drums of lube, so you could combine this question with your struggle with US units.(FYI, the US gallon is not the same as the Imperial gallon, making it even more confusing.)
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@skinnylatte I think you should do this as a panel show with other immigrants. Some actual answers, a lot of good-natured laughing. I'd watch the hell out of it.
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William รีทวีตแล้ว
whenever someone says #doctorwho has gone “woke” we all need to share this video. twitter.com/Enbydiocy/stat…
GB News@GBNEWS
‘David Tennant should go back into the past, find out where woke came from and stamp it out.’ Jim Davidson gives his take on Doctor Who bringing back David Tennant after the show went ‘woke’. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 515, Virgin 604 💻 GB News YouTube: bit.ly/3vAYaw0
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@CapehartJ Why's that? If you look at how CEO succession works, duty is often exactly what drives picking a successor and vigorously preparing for the transition.
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Walking away would fly in the face of the sense of duty that Biden has always taken seriously. wapo.st/3sKO0GF
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William รีทวีตแล้ว
It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.
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HOA boards across PA are rubbing their hands in glee.
Pat Dennis@patdennis
Holy shit: Oz says his abortion position: should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders" #PASenDebate
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