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@ejames500 No, it’s the rest of the bullshit that makes you Nazi c*nts.

@LEEMEAD60542079 Restore are like anal cancer but less wanted

TOTALLY AGREE DO YOU ??

@osb170954 Not reform voters.

who’s voting for Common Sense and Decency on Thursday?

@shouq_al90149 They wouldn’t. Fuck off.

What would you do??

@totalreacord @fesshole Whereas you’re merely happy feeling impotent.

@fesshole I’m sure the left leaning fesshole contributes that you enjoy posting so much will chip in so they can feel important

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@Neccccy This is already the case.

Thumbs up if you agree?

@honeymoon250 Racists

Your country has???

@enzotuggs @honeymoon250 And who, exactly, is under Sharia law?

@honeymoon250 As one who doesn’t like or eat pork, it is irrelevant to the fact that it is not a request but a directive. What kind of neighbor tells their neighbor what not to eat? That is a staggering thought to contemplate in our Western way of life. Yet that is the way under Sharia law.

Be honest, what would you do next???

@honeymoon250 They wouldn’t, though, would they? Despite what right-wing fucknuggets tell you, we’re not being invaded. Muslims don’t give a shit what we eat.

Copy and paste peeps 🙏

@Tina11284722 @Neccccy Imbecile. We’re not in the EU. We left.

@Neccccy I voted for Brexit. We never got it properly though.

Do you agree?

@JuliePh92718287 @Neccccy We left. You got what you wanted.

@Neccccy I backed BREXIT but we never got it.

@Neccccy You’d do something stupid despite seeing evidence it was a colossally stupid suicidal move. You’re proper stupid. Dumb enough to vote reform.

@andrewc44104127 Fuck no

Does anybody else wish we had this man as our prime minister?

@SandyofSuffolk Think you’ll find the majority are absolutely fine with them.

I've never used self checkout. Ever. And I never will. Today in Aldi, there was only one person at self checkout and people queuing to use the manned checkouts. When will shops realise the majority of people don't want self checkouts?

@honeymoon250 My advice is stop making bullshit up for attention

What’s your advice here ?

@BThunderdragon @fesshole How is that pretentious?

@fesshole “Tried to piss them off” Pretentious wanker

Only bloke at work: toilet was unisex & you could see who went in there from the staffroom. Went for a piss, saw skid marks in the toilet. Tried to piss them off, failed. Knew I couldn't leave them there as they'd think I was the skidder. Took ages to clean them off.

@simonfrank27199 @fesshole You forgot reform voters.

@fesshole No lower human being that cleans other up people shit of a toilet , with out being an actual cleaner .

@LegendaryWwLtd @automark20 @fesshole Many places don’t require that

@automark20 @fesshole You can remove items, but the staff have to authorise the removals before they come off the bill

The staff on the self-scan in my local Tesco are complete bastards about handing out carrier bags. They won't let you have any until they've watched you scan them. Little do they know, I always go back and ask for one more, but not before tapping the 'remove' button on the scanner.

@fesshole Men most certainly consist down to pee. Only men who aren’t confident with their masculinity will claim otherwise.

Brought up by my widowed mum, I was 18 when I learned that men don't sit down to pee. I'd got a job as a cleaner in the pub and was confused by the urinals. The landlady was in stitches when I asked what they were.