mx. spiritual tramp of 1948

@willneverguess2 this is so hilariously subjective, but also, i feel like purple mountains would have to be at least a little lower, given that it was more or less david’s suicide note

I dont wanna sound like an asshole but oh my god bruh

i really did think that mike and ike were breaking up in 2012

@torturingleaf kindness

what was i putting in my do it yourself book bro

#TIL dimes square isn't actually the name of a podcast

@soxbart that is like a handful of popcorn

“It’s filled with popcorn.” Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

i would give anything to hear the isolated bass track on the perfect kiss

@Merzwoke dudethrill, probably

throw all of them in a room who is making it out alive

actually, my perspective very well could've been distorted by the fact that i was visiting the morning of their most eventful day in their pride weekend

learned today, with horror, that northampton is nowhere near as lesbian as ptown is gay

@windydanchou elephant's foot

Nigga shut the fuck up

unfortunately, this requires me to know a lot more about emo and hardcore than i am willing to learn

i need to make the zoomer spiritual successor to yourscenesucks

@SquashFold obsessed with that fact that she's perpetually 5 years behind aesthetically at all times

Remember how she had to hide being a hazbin hotel fan because her tradcath husband thought it was satanic until HE watched it and interpreted it as a conservative masterpiece and then she was allowed to watch hazbin hotel as a 34 year old woman

i was just about to tweet "they need to bring back av club undercover" but they apparently did 2 years ago and i just never heard about it??????????

up the junction

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

@srakomir mom was probably like, "well, i'm upset too that your aunt had an abortion, but..."

ts is frying me so bad

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

school update: last month they gave an option for rising seniors to finish our degrees instead of transferring out, but they just revealed that they don't actually have the money at all #fucked

larp pins