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I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate. As a governor, a coach, a teacher, and a veteran, he's delivered for working families like his. It's great to have him on the team. Now let’s get to work. Join us: secure.actblue.com/donate/social-…

since so many of you loved my evil strawberry

Look at my president dawg we’re going to die

they’re taking his brain out and doing the robocop thing to him btw. my man is getting robocopped

did he die

“why would chappell roan perform in RED STATES and not for THE PRESIDENT???” translation: “why would she care about regular people (who i hate because they don’t live where I do) when she could do a photo op with the Genocide Administration???”

#LOUSTAT : i think i’ve seen this film before, and i didn’t like the ending #iwtv #InterviewWithTheVampire

@iemmaspook tongue rolling out of my mouth

hitting myself in the head like a cartoon wolf 😮‍💨

Cardcaptor Sakura - Madhouse - 1998/2000

this joke is for 7 people

dnd combat night slay feat. the dummy amount of dice the rogue used on their crit!!! 🤪

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@Defunctland enterprise village!

Did you go to a kids city as a kid? A city made for kids where you could role-play jobs? (e.g. Exchange City, Enterprise Village, Wannado City, J.A. Biztown). If so, what was its name?

and i will be SEATED

opening 2 commission slots to raise money for my move to the other side of the world in may! please either DM me here, or email at 2impostors@gmail.com :)