Tyler

We knew that the girls were really women in disguise That they understood love and even death And that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them We knew that they knew everything about us And that we couldn't fathom them at all

They got me

I wish I could use my laptop in my sleep

Staff at The Onion screaming and crying rn

@ellye_u Real

my horny ass could NOT work at subway

@dylmichaelc So it just never ends huh

your twenties are about profound grief and trauma

@stardewy_ I will always like on twitter as if the likes are public so yes!

if likes on twitter were made public again tomorrow answer honestly do you think you’re going to heaven

In high school when I used to try to grow weed I thought watering it with sprite would make it sprite flavored weed

We have strayed so far from the light

Gang get it together

Xvideos account is crazzzzzzzzzzzzy

Tryna convince my homegirl to get a gun

@abolishcxps Legends

at my neighborhood italian spot

I’m alarmed by the way everyone is getting unusually freaked out on this app lately

I want to eat more jalapeños

I am in love with pickled jalapeño

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First meal of the day one jar or pickle jalapeño

@TheCinesthetic Nurse Jackie

drop an 11/10 tv show