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@love_my_friends Why is she like comically evil dude

my mom has started turning off the hot water whenever I try to shower

@magg0tlovr I like it too because I think they should keep that shit hidden

i looove when bald guys wear baseball caps in the pool. especially when they wear it underwater. love bald guys.

@love_my_friends Wait I was just thinking about how I need to learn this stuff. Thanks!

learn 👇

@love_my_friends @AssholeMuncher2 @evilbuttmuncher And @worstdyke!

hi @AssholeMuncher2 @evilbuttmuncher

@vinxtry WAIT IJBOL

I find it funny that Among Us got popular in a year where The Broken Code books were still coming out

@vinxtry I like how after 8 it’s all just some bullshit

6 🤤🤤🤤

@coyoteriott @vinxtry Ashfur and 6 mind-controlled cats

@vinxtry squilf is kinda like ramona but all 7 of her evil exes are ashfur

I follow ppl based on vibes and if I’ve talked to them enough. Also if they’ve defeated my 7 evil exes

@thewhostellout Lowkey exactly that

do yall have anything that you genuinely have a born in the wrong generation complex about?? mine is quaaludes and action park

@aphrotidy @foxxyscleo JONI MITCHELL’S CARETAKER IS CRAZY

@foxxyscleo joni mitchell's caretaker and a shoe but not doechii like okay

“how’d u know i’m white”

@greatestdisease You lead such a beautiful life

wife is outside shirtless eating lunch like a balkan uncle

@love_my_friends If you were a flea I’d keep my hair super long and take lots of vitamins so my blood is healthy for you and I’d put a little blanket and pillow on my head for when you get sleepy and I would get you a fur rug to hang out on when I have to wash my hair

I FEEL LIKE A FLEA I BOTHER EVERYONE

@vinxtry YUP

the weird loud kid inside of me felt seen when reading abt squirrelpaw

@Ringler_SSBM I used that when I was little and then I felt really bad and told my mom and she grounded me from Club Penguin for fear I was becoming too materialistic

When I was a kid I was looking for club penguin money cheats and I found an exe that asked ur name and password but it actually worked

@vinxtry Daydrinking

Sorry to the students who rely on Canva what are you guys doing now as an alternative?

@LavenderMenaceV @megannn_lynne I’m glad it’s not debilitating…a life without Mexican food is a terrifying thought

@worstdyke @megannn_lynne I’m lucky that it isn’t fatal or anything, but it does make my throat swell and I will breakout in rashes. Not letting that stop me from enjoying Mexican food though. That’s what anti-allergy meds are for

Going to the movies & not getting popcorn is like being killed by 1000 hammers

@wormsextape On trial for stalking and the judge has to read “wormsextape” with a straight face

The concept of getting parasocial about The worm

@LavenderMenaceV @megannn_lynne Omg this is a nightmare corn is in like everything ever. If I may ask, how bad is your corn allergy? I mean, with so many corn-based products, what can you eat?

@megannn_lynne Becoming allergic to corn as an adult was one of the worst experiences bc now I can’t have movie popcorn :(

I MOSH HARD AS FUCK AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN GO TO ANOTHER OUTPATIENT GROUP FOR ADULTS WITH AUTISM

@wormsextape Hey :(

I imagine all of my followers to have really bad posture

@awawawhoami This image is really freaking me out guys I’m scared

my banks hold music lol sometimes i call them just to jack off