Xasm
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Xasm
@xasm668
Literally just made this account to reply to the dumb stuff I see people say.
Florida เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2021
18 กำลังติดตาม53 ผู้ติดตาม
the way everyone can collectively agree that this is the worst song of all time
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
pov it’s 2019 and this is everywhere
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@Maninamerica Coyotes and bobcats are literally everywhere around where I live.
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Backyard chickens are one of the simplest, most powerful steps toward real food security. 🐔
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Gen Z employees can't bear the 9-5 grind - so they're using lunch breaks to nap or 'crash out' in bizarre places throughout NYC trib.al/LaTzWxL
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@bl00dr3dr0s3 At my last job my manager came out to cover me and was like "Go take a smoke break", but I didn't smoke, so I used that chance to get some other things done that I hadn't been able to.
Her: "You don't smoke?"
Me: "No"
Her: "Oh, well I'm going to go take a smoke break then."
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absolutely insane to me that smokers can get smoke breaks but non smokers cant like wtf
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Cigarettes are the closest thing we have to time traveling
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@osravenels @achadosviraisof That defeats the purpose of an air fryer. lmao. No airflow.
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@HLC_actual It is a skit.... you can't tell by the colorful animal pins, the toy walkie talkie or the clearly fake beard and mustache? Are you dumb or a troll?
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I’m sorry I got it dude is trying to make a point and be scary (yeah yeah we get it death to anyone who doesn’t worship a prophet that married a child and fucks goats)
But dude straight looks like a parody of Iranian propaganda. This could be a key and peele skit and it wouldn’t look out of place.
US Homeland Security News@defense_civil25
🚨Update: The General Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces - “You hit our civilian residential areas! Iran will now begin bombing the residences of U.S. and Israeli officials and politicians in the region!"
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@nocontextmemes Those blocks are 20lbs each btw. So that's 1000lbs of blocks and 400lbs of soil. Guarantee you'll be expected to load and unload them by yourself too.
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@loveyewmor @nocontextmemes "Used to" meaning probably a long time ago when $16 was a lot of money. lmao. $16 is nothing now, definitely not enough to shop for, lug, load and transport 1400lbs of materials 5 miles in my personal vehicle and then unload them. Can barely buy lunch for $16.
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@nocontextmemes I used to lift 100k pounds a day in a warehouse. This is way better money for a tiny bit of work by comparison
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@SELFIMMOLATI0N This happened to me the other day. I was sitting in the drive-thru for 30 minutes waiting on the 2 people in front of me, and then when I got up there I was literally done in less than a minute.
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@ecgberht @NewswirePatriot No it's not. Scripture has no power over people who don't believe in it. It's literally just words. Nobody cares. You guys can keep LARPing all you want as long as you don't force it on anyone else.
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@NewswirePatriot Scripture to a leftist is like holy water or sunlight to a vampire.
It makes them realize how depraved they are.
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Atheists are DEMANDING In-n-Out Burger, remove the Bible verses from their packaging.
Owner, Lynsi Snyder, refuses and says the verses reflect her family's Christian values.
Critics call the verses "exclusionary."
Is Snyder being "exclusionary" or do you support her? ✝️
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@thisnarcissuss 3 months later at 65 years old, of old age. Nothing to do with the pink Holi powder (corn starch with herbal dye made from flowers) that coated it for only 10 minutes and was immediately rinsed off.
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the elephant passed away after this :/
India First Post@ifpost47
Foreign artist Julia Buruleva faces backlash after painting an elephant pink for a photoshoot at a temple site in Jaipur. Netizens call it animal exploitation; Rajasthan Forest Dept launches probe into possible violations. Culture is not a prop. Using animals for aesthetic stunts is unacceptable strict action must follow.
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@cres7pico Get a wall mount for the router. I 3D printed one for mine. Works great.
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@fedcalderon7 @deebayleaf You're a rapist... or at the very least you have a rapist mindset and are a danger to others because you are very likely to rape.
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@deebayleaf Consent for sex within marriage was given on the wedding day with the vows.
Besides, this is a made up story, obviously. Never happened.
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I’m not a “work from home” guy by any means. But I’ve done it a bit lately and it’s certainly nice to see my family during the day. I can see why it’s so popular.
But, and it’s a big but, my productivity is unquestionably lower. There’s just no substitute for the office.
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