xdavid.eth

@TomikoR @Ducnghia16 Whoosh

@xdavid_eth @Ducnghia16 Were you doing it when you were 2 years old?

@GanjaSoup1 @dom_lucre Can’t tell if she looks more like Jon Gruden or Kid Rock

@dom_lucre Afroman made a 13 minute music video and put her disposition in it lmao 🤣 Im not a crooked cop, im not a thief and I sure do not have a pen*s! 😂

🔥🚨BREAKING: Afroman made an Ohio police officer cry in court as he testified in a lawsuit filed by the Adams County Sheriff Office for this 2022 satirical music video. Rapper Afroman clashed with Ohio law enforcement in court Tuesday, leaving one deputy in tears as the singer testified in a lawsuit filed by a sheriff’s office over his 2022 satirical music video. The 51-year-old Afroman, whose real name is Joseph Foreman, blamed the Adams County Sheriff’s Office for the high-profile court case after they executed a search warrant at his home in August 2022.

Most accurate portrayal I’ve seen today.

@BillClinton Did we all forget about “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” That lie literally got him impeached from office years ago yet I see no mention of his history lying about his sexual deviancies

My statement on today’s deposition.

@JOKAQARMY1 Missing a Johnny Depp one in Pirates with the cannibal tribe.

Johnny Depp Cannibalism and Adrenochrome. 🤔

I’ve never heard someone use that line in a argument

Brock Purdy career stats compared to the rest of the QBs in the entire history of the NFL: QBR: #1 Passer rating: #1 Yards per attempt: #1 The 49ers sb window will be open as long as they have Brock Purdy and decent health.

Ladies & Gentlemen I present to you the United States of America 🫴🏽

🚨BREAKING : FBI just arrested Black Rectangle after he appeared over 6 million times in the Epstein files.

BREAKING: 🚨 🇳🇴 🇮🇱 NORWAY FIRST COUNTRY TO ARREST EPSTEIN PEDOPHILE Norway just put the west to shame. Former PM Thorbjørn Jagland was taken into custody today on charges of “GROSS CORRUPTION” Your turn, America.

- Highest passer rating in a single season in 49ers history - Most passing yards in a single season in 49ers history - 4th in MVP voting - 2 game winning drives in the 23-24 postseason - Led the largest comeback in NFCCG history (Led in rushing yards in the second half)

@joeymo1391 @sportslarryk If the niners keep him and let him walk in FA, the comp pick alone would be a 3rd.

@sportslarryk I love you Larry but all of those are insane! This the NFL not NBA. Niners would be Lucky to get a 2nd round pick for Mac

Matt is right. The laws of supply/demand tell you that #49ers will be getting numerous calls from pursuers of a Mac Jones trade. Here is what I would want in return: -From the Vikings: a ‘26th, 2nd, Jordan Addison, ‘27 3rd -From the Cardinals: Michael Wilson and ‘26 and ‘27 2nd rd picks -From the Raiders: a ‘26 2nd rd pick, Michael Mayer, ‘27 3rd rd pick. -From the Colts: Tyler Warren, Riley Leonard -From the Jets: Garrett Wilson -From the Steelers Zack Frazier, ‘26 2nd rd pick -from Dolphins: Jaylen Waddle, Chop Robinson,5th rd pick.

You’re a fucking idiot if you still think it’s left vs right btw

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently and my nephew said “you should go inside when you get there”and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Man #1coin really going to 0 ain’t it

🚨 BREAKING: Files confirm Donald Trump BLEW THE WHISTLE on Jeffrey Epstein's disgusting activities in a 2006 phone call with the police "TRUMP was one of the very first people to call" 👀 Trump said Ghislaine Maxwell is "evil" and "focus on her" Democrats are SPEECHLESS.