Zach Milleson

@carlykbird @fchlomaha Mmm. Brisket.

Yup, platform activity is surging. There were 1 billion commits in 2025. Now, it's 275 million per week, on pace for 14 billion this year if growth remains linear (spoiler: it won't.) GitHub Actions has grown from 500M minutes/week in 2023 to 1B minutes/week in 2025, and now 2.1B minutes so far this week. So we're pushing incredibly hard on more CPUs, scaling services, and strengthening GitHub’s core features. And as a fine purveyor of hand-crafted shit code for many years, I'm not gonna weigh in on that. 🤣

Pleased to share my favorite high-resolution capture of the Artemis II launch- the moment the SLS is clearing the tower, captured by a sound-triggered camera placed near the pad. I'll have prints linked in my bio for this one, and here's a short thread about how it was captured

'super-clipping' 'downshifting on straights' 'battery management' 🥱 Yeah, we don't do that here. We race.

$4 in store credit

singing his heart out to we are the champions with his whole family and friends around him ❤️❤️

“no donuts” “yeah…sure” *cuts to donuts* never change lando😭❤️

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

Lando Norris will run with car number 1 in 2026! ☝️👀 #F1

Lando 2024 with a message for the 2025 world champion

Lando Norris breaks Red Bull and Mercedes' strangle hold on the World Drivers' Championship 👏

Lando Norris, you are a WORLD CHAMPION! 🧡🥹 #McLaren | #ThisTeam

LANDO NORRIS IS THE 2025 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION!!!! 🏆 #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair. I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting." I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT. He did. The AI told him to delete the cluster. He did. Production went down instantly. The CEO called me screaming. I didn't panic. I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols." He was impressed by my foresight. I got a bonus. The intern got fired. Innovation requires sacrifice. Just not mine.

Leaked Matt Rhule halftime video after Nebraska was up 33-0

Camp complete ✅ Viewer discretion advised

"They don't need to be doing that stuff." Pato O'Ward says the Team Penske No. 2 and No. 12 cars should have been sent to Last Chance Qualifying. #Indy500 #INDYCAR

When that V8 kicks in 🫠 #HertzTeamJOTA #JOTASport #WEC #BeIconic #VSeries #CadillacRacing

@AllstatePP Email sent last night. And just like replying to the other squaretrade (APP) email earlier, twitterhelp@squaretrade.com has a bounce back of an email in the distribution group. This is very unprofessional. Again, I have no idea if the email was received because of the bounceback.

@zmilleson We're so sorry to hear about this. We aim to make the claims process hassle-free and provide a fast, easy resolution for our customers. It looks like that isn't the case here. Can you please email us at twitterhelp@squaretrade.com with your name and claim ID? Regards, IM

The experience with @AllstatePP in the last 2 wks has been terrible. We are now 12 days w/o a refrigerator and every step is now, wait 24 hours to respond. It started with waiting 7 days to get parts unrelated to the problem and a tech to diagnose it was broke in 3 min.

Now we are to the point where the department that is in charge cannot be talked to by phone. Instructions sent are incorrect to upload documentation. I replied to the email and got a bounce back for 8 emails in their distribution list. I have no idea if anyone received it.