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Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦
@African_Spring
A sunshine 🌞mixed with a little hurricane, the perfect storm⛈️ Recovering people pleaser.
Ethekwini, South Africa Sumali Eylül 2011
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@LPNational 🤣🤣🤣now we know that they are fat and love eating lemon pound cake.
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“Stats SA processed 24 202 completed divorce forms in 2024, reflecting an 8.9% increase from 22 230 in 2023. Women were more likely to initiate divorce proceedings, accounting for 13 853 cases, or 57.2%, compared to 7 976 cases (33.0%) filed by men.” themercury.pressreader.com/article/281608…
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@African_Spring @CountDankulaTV This has to be the most brutal punishment for a double take ever 😂
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song.
America is not a real place.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.
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@African_Spring @CountDankulaTV This is going to be stuck in my head for days. Thanks for that 😭🤦🏾♀️
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