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@African_Spring

A sunshine 🌞mixed with a little hurricane, the perfect storm⛈️ Recovering people pleaser.

Ethekwini, South Africa Sumali Eylül 2011
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Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦@African_Spring·
R2billion stolen in one hospital. South Africa is not poor, it is poorly managed.
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Rookie City Det. Sergeant
Rookie City Det. Sergeant@RookieCityCop·
Those cops in Ohio should sue the lawyer who suggested they sue Afroman. They'll lose that case too but it'll also be funny.
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Lwazi
Lwazi@LwaziMBK·
Sergeant Nkosi asked to be provided a translator because he could no longer understand English but then he argues with the translator that they are not translating what he is saying. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Wendy Knowler
Wendy Knowler@wendyknowler·
Sign outside a coffee shop in Christchurch, NZ
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Libertarian Party
Libertarian Party@LPNational·
They could’ve just fixed Afroman’s door
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Tina
Tina@Tina_Hokwana·
“Stats SA processed 24 202 completed divorce forms in 2024, reflecting an 8.9% increase from 22 230 in 2023. Women were more likely to initiate divorce proceedings, accounting for 13 853 cases, or 57.2%, compared to 7 976 cases (33.0%) filed by men.” themercury.pressreader.com/article/281608…
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The Daily Show
The Daily Show@TheDailyShow·
Afroman's defamation victory is a win for all Americans who cherish the right to cuck the police in song
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Afroman
Afroman@ogafroman·
"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦
Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦@African_Spring·
America is not a real place. 🤣🤣🤣
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Jan_07x
Jan_07x@Jan_07x·
Adulting is realising that working for smaller private companies makes so much more sense than working for the big corporations.
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