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@nypost i wonder who actually clicked that stupid article to read it

Ketchup, chili, bacon? Why finding the perfect 'American' hot dog isn't as simple as you think trib.al/TloINP6

@bryan_johnson i would like to be #7, plz. DMs are open

6 people have seen kate’s vagina today. She had: + 3 medical appointments + diagnostic imaging + 2 vaginal biomarkers + breast exam We have news on her suspected endometriosis. More soon. At least 20% of premenopausal women have at least one of these conditions: endometriosis, PMOS, and/or adenomyosis.

@RepNancyMace @TheSCIF we need to focus on getting rid of all the ones that are here

@TheSCIF We are introducing a bill to ban immigration from Somalia.

Somehow an entire city council now consists of all people from Somalia in Buffalo, New York, who then raised a foreign flag on U.S. soil and canceled 4th of July fireworks... This is an invasion. We give you an opportunity and this is the thanks we receive. It's time to wake up and kick these people out of OUR country. I would start by auditing their elections.

@RepNancyMace fixed it

@BrolickObama why is everyone who's making these "milly is hot" posts not using stills from the movie?

One of the most interesting things about the current SUPERGIRL "discourse" is the idea that Supergirl has to be conventionally attractive to attract male fans (not the target audience btw) This is the woman playing her, is she not conventionally attractive?

@JennaLynnMeowri talk right

I got tht shit awhn #grindset

her milkshake brings all the goys to the yard

@Kohled_Eyes_ her milkshakes bring all the goys to the yard

ben shapiro's sister btw

@alphafox this is bait. OP needs money for rent

It’s 98 out and my AC is set to 78. I’m going to get hate for this, but anything cooler than this is a waste; it’s cool enough.

@klara_sjo >diarrheaing

I was diarrheaing into the top of the central air condenser unit outside the house when I heard the fan turn on. I was immediately immersed in an upward-flowing stream of aerosolized poopmist and awkwardly lurched sideways off the unit and into the marigolds. As I looked up to see the rising cloud of brown particulates paint a vertical streak up the side of the house I couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of life's wonders and the path of poor decisions that had led me directly to this place in the river of human history.

pour one out to the homey who replied into the void

@alphafox nothing more depressing than seeing good white folks acting like ghetto blacks and jeets

Popeyes free chicken hack! Infinite free chicken!! 😮

@Aliathewhite @ImperiumFirst doesn't matter in the end. zionist goyim are jewish by proxy

@ImperiumFirst Is she Jewish, or just a fan of Jews?

Colorado GOP is nominating fat goth bitches with hebrew tattoos lmaooo

@klara_sjo *some assembly required

I am once again asking to borrow a few bucks.

@insatiablevine it's needed more now than it's ever been

I’m just waiting for toxic masculinity to go full throttle in Europe and America. It’s coming.

@pookie_770 @grok and the longest technically-walkable path is from the southern tip of south america to the southern tip of africa if you can find a good path across a frozen bering strait. @grok is this true?

Hey @Grok, Is this really the longest drivable route on Earth, crossing continents without crossing any oceans ?

@Notwokenow 4-10 is all i'll eat. i'm all about #10 tbh

Anything past 4 should result in an arrest.

@BitcOnlys >What country are you from?

I no longer have followers from Canada, England, or the USA? What country are you from?

@CaterinaCatK @DudespostingWs and returned

@AltAcctTwatter @DudespostingWs They're meant to be taken

Someone created a “Free Blockbuster,” which is basically a little wooden movie library where you bring a DVD, trade it for another movie, and nobody monitors the transaction. Pretty cool idea.

@landofthe80s the greatest toy in the world. nothing beats the quality and diversity of weird characters. they were also fun to burn and blow apart with firecrackers

Do you remember what these little figures were called?