Chevalier Apocalyptic

@SterlingWest Is this true🥺

The hottest woman you know is lowkey the nastiest gooner you know

Florida is great if you’re rich and hot If you’re ugly and poor? NGMI

@RAWMAGAMILK Good

Can't tell if it's good or bad that I have watched all games in the WC so far.....

Let's go, Japan! 🇯🇵

I always thought America was one country 🇺🇸 But Americans on X keep saying "Well in MY state it's totally different" Texas. California. New York. Florida. It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat. Is that a fair way to think about it? Please quote-tweet with your state flag! 🙋

@annhybri God

If women are to submit to their husband, who are men supposed to submit to?

@BrittanyXVenti I still have my wisdom teeth and tonsils. Surgical removal of tonsils and adenoids to be associated with a modestly increased overall risk of cancer during the decades following the surgery.

Everyone is on about how Clavicular’s nosejob ruined his face but also wisdom teeth removal can too. It can narrow your palette over time and negatively impact your face by making your smile less wide & make your teeth less visible when you smile.

Imagine hating us while we are just out here celebrating the largest Pride Parade in the Middle East. 📍 Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱

julian casablancas subway take will forever remain relevant.

@9thPaladin That was nice. Why was bro throwing a kick lol?

Notice the hand trap and lead hook! Is this man a jeet kune do practitioner!

Watching the Karmelo Anthony protester videos I saw not one but two deranged obese women who had this phone. I also just saw a TikTok of a girl getting the call that she failed high school on this phone. If you see this phone it will be in the hands of a stupid person

@MrBoris2244 Hes got that junkie tempo and rambling

Hunter Biden tells Gavin Newsom he would talk to Nick Fuentes “My first question to him would be why he’s such a Nаzi”

@j_fishback You signed a contract with Greenlight Capital, broke it then got sued. What could possibly make anyone trust you?

I just signed a legally binding contract under penalty of perjury. The terms are simple: if I break any one of my promises as Florida Governor, I cannot run for re-election. Politicians in both parties have lied to us. That ends with me.

@RAWMAGAMILK @awndrezawndrez And it sucks. Poorly laid out. Intuit dome is better

@awndrezawndrez It's not that big

How is the World Cup final not being held here?

@CuntySkinny Everyone needs to post their feet on the scale to join

@ApocalypticOBS I haven’t started a gc yet. I’m kind of scared that all of my Cunty Skinny moots will fight. I don’t want that. I don’t like it when everyone fights

At 34 my first marriage ended, left my job to change careers and go back to school, moves to a different city with no support network. 5 years later at 39 I’ve found family in friends, call London my home, working on my first high end TV job, and found love again. What an arc.

Todo el mundo viendo el partido inaugural del Mundial:

@MarkMyers65 @Lex_Jurgen Someone's feelings got hurt

@ApocalypticOBS @Lex_Jurgen No it’s not this is a sporting event

After Kylie Jenner's mom calls her to let her know the old guy in purple is a multi-billionaire.