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Based Captain Obvious

@BasedObviously

If you’re mad, it’s because the truth hurts.

Sumali Haziran 2023
5 Sinusundan8 Mga Tagasunod
TinyPandaface
TinyPandaface@TinyPandaface·
@BlabberingC This is why I only date mechanics. I may have lifelong emotional trauma, but I’ve never paid for a car repair in my life 😅🙌🙃😎
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BlabberingCollector
BlabberingCollector@BlabberingC·
I need to replace my break pads and rotors. Mechanic 1 quote: 1.2k Mechanic 2 quote: 1k. Whyyyyyyy . Literally me this morning.
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Derek Ford 🫐
Derek Ford 🫐@derekpford·
10 months. 119 pounds. A lot of hard work and discipline. May 2025 v March 2026
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bug
bug@bugcel_·
years ago i went on a first date with a guy, after the date he texted me saying he didn’t want to see me again, listing the main reason as my teeth being ugly, and asking why i don’t just get braces lol
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Popd
Popd@Naijagist02·
@Pirat_Nation Tears of Joy. He has been grinding for years. He truly deserves this.
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Pirat_Nation 🔴
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
After 4 years of work, solo dev Cakez breaks down in tears after opening Steam and learning his game Tangy TD made $250,000 in a week: "I feel like I really don't deserve this."
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Ashley
Ashley@apeoples13·
Just had a guy that I’ve known for 2 weeks tell me he’s in love with me… like what 😭 Men… please don’t do this lol
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Joseph Moran
Joseph Moran@MrBadBit·
A year ago at around 340 vs Today at 308 LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!!🔥🔥🔥
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Blue Thunder
Blue Thunder@BlueThunderReal·
Playing Crimson Desert in real time on a 5K ultrawide monitor is mind blowing 🤯
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Based Captain Obvious
Based Captain Obvious@BasedObviously·
@DramaAlert Stuffed animal and toy collection and single at age 34 yikes, literally contributes nothing to society
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DramaAlert
DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Valkyrae revealed that she might be slowly stepping back from streaming...
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reanna
reanna@x0reanna_·
@bayneframer no cap, how can you even tell? she could easily just be his girl and people are just jumping to conclusions.
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freeda
freeda@v77xd·
@deani_nesss599 after a deep analysis, she does only softs on OF but you can find archives when she was a camgirl with pseudonym "Lucysmoothi" o7
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Donie O'Sullivan
Florida's OnlyFans girls are speaking out against a 50% "Sin Tax" on OnlyFans creators. The tax is proposed by @j_fishback who is running for governor.
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Based Captain Obvious
Based Captain Obvious@BasedObviously·
@nypost "Onlyfans Wh*re" spends 4 hours in the gym every day to transform into a 'fantasy vixen' - male fans 'lap it up' Fixed it for you
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Superhero cosplayer spends 4 hours in the gym every day to transform into a 'fantasy vixen' - male fans 'lap it up' trib.al/WqfckU9
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