@DonShula10 @PEO_MAU @Spizikemike @JaqenHgar10000 @MastaBruce_ I'll be sure to ask your mother to grab me some on the way to my house 😉
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Pancake Batter
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Pancake Batter
@BeerIsCum
“Nothing matters, Morty”
A speck in the universe Sumali Şubat 2018
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@BeerIsCum @PEO_MAU @Spizikemike @JaqenHgar10000 @MastaBruce_ In order for your comment to be valid you would have to know what you’re talking about. Stick to liquor
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Somebody just got drafted without playing a down of football in his life . Stop it
Breiden Fehoko@BreidenFehoko
Don’t ever compare the NBA to the NFL ever again dawg.
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@DonShula10 @PEO_MAU @Spizikemike @JaqenHgar10000 @MastaBruce_ In order for your comparison to be valid, there'd have to be a 7 footer in the league who had literally never played 🏀 before making the NBA. Every NBA player played basketball before playing in the league, the league is not taking a chance on a guy that's never played ball
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@PEO_MAU @Spizikemike @JaqenHgar10000 @MastaBruce_ Tell that to just about every 7 footer in the league fucking moron 🤣 worst athletes in professional sports, literally there for their height.
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@Spizikemike @JaqenHgar10000 @DonShula10 @MastaBruce_ No they wouldn't. The difference is you can teach football relatively easily. You cannot teach dribbling or shooting to someone who's literally never dribbled or shot a ball. The skill is the barrier to entry
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@JaqenHgar10000 @DonShula10 @MastaBruce_ 99% of the other 7th rounders don't make it either so its no harm. if NBA had 7 rounds they'd draft 7 ft athletic guys that never played basketball at all with their last pick too
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@123itsmeMary The replies are being intentionally obtuse. Prose that is overly academic is intended for academics, who are themselves not the average reader. It's no different than if I write a book in Aramaic and say "it's for everyone" while not translating the text into other languages
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This is reminding me of the time I asked a Black academic "How can you say this book is for everybody when I, as a PhD student, had to re-read some parts because of the heavy usage of academic language?"
And his answer was "Black ppl in the hood know big words too."
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@FritoPendejoEsq @kangminlee Is comedy legal again or isn't it? Pick a lane bozo
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@kangminlee I wish someone had some names so we could give them the attention they are so dearly seeking.
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I got fired from my job for calling women like this hags and psychopaths
Calling them hags and psychopaths is mild
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas
Women post video using Charlie Kirk assassination sounds for outfit transition… this is gross. The “empathy” side btw.
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@Kafkaesquire John Doe made it up
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Gabriel@gabriel_horwitz
Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.
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Trigger warning: This post is going to be soy.
The novelty of this case has led a lot of people to view it as a source of comedy. This is a case is about sexual violence and it's only funny when we take away the humanity of the victim. Let's not feed into that.
Exec Sum@exec_sum
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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@Cobymnun @TsaiMeLemoni Also, condoms mean you don't deal with lawn care or trees, which some people don't wanna deal with
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@TsaiMeLemoni It’s a property you buy and own that is part of a larger development. You own a portion of anything communal in the development, and it’s regulated and managed as a whole by some kind of board composed of residents.
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It's an apartment you own instead of rent
reduced cashew milk@anvyrd
I still don't really understand what a condo is
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@robert_joffe @Thinkwert Read this sentence out loud:
"The sublime extraordinary dilapidated figure phenom made with lily dilapidated dilapidation berries from scintillation curtsy scents and roses"
Notice how this is a hard sentence to read because it makes zero fucking sense? Same as the video
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@Thinkwert One should be able to read without anticipation of the next word, and “silhouette” is a word that older teenagers in an English speaking country ought to be familiar with.
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Doesn’t help that whoever wrote the sentence doesn’t *quite* understand how to use the word “silhouette.”
شرقزده sharghzadeh@sharghzadeh
A large percentage of young people are functionally illiterate because schools abandoned phonics in favor of sight reading
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@thekonyjen @acharlowmedia With that being said, Meg is OBVIOUSLY more famous than Klay
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@thekonyjen @acharlowmedia I think people need to understand, there are different types of fame and different levels. Klay is famous to basketball fans, but not outside of them. Megan is famous to modern music fans, but not outside of them. They're both famous, just only to their target demographics
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she’s right & im glad she’s not letting yall bully her into apologizing lol unless you’re a basketball fan, these men are unknown to the masses & that’s truly ok. 😂
keeno ✧@ayekeeno
Podcast host Madame Joyce doubles down while responding to backlash for saying Klay Thompson is only known because of Megan Thee Stallion 👀 She then goes on to claim reality TV star NeNe Leakes is more popular than the top 10 current NBA players 💀🤦♂️
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@_Zeets Interesting.
Question: who is a big social media influencer that sports fans would be surprised to hear has more marketing appeal than said sports star? I'm not asking as a gotcha, I'm genuinely curious. I want to know how (surprisingly) popular some influencers are
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Sports fans have a hard time with the fact that the athletes that are famous to them aren’t famous to everyone else. If you’ve ever worked in marketing, you’d know how much athletes struggles and desire to be more culturally relevant outside of sports.
Luna M@tiredfeminist_
I only know Klay Thompson because of Megan. The same way I only knew of Tom Brady because of Giselle Simone Bile’s husband because of Simone… Taylor Swift’s fiancé because of Taylor Swift🤷🏾♀️ The only American male athletes I know outside of their relationships are Michael Jordaan, LeBron James, Steph Curry, Kobe and Tiger woods😭😭
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im white and i moved back in with my parents in like my mid 20s at one point and was coming down the stairs one morning and heard my mom say my dad either needed to kick me out or start charging me rent and my dad just laughed and told her to never bring it up again 😂
Big Thinker@BigthinkerBig
i once had a middle eastern guy tell me "non white people all have an insult we say about white people, we say 'a white family will kick out their son at 18, to rent out their room to a stranger'" and what hit me so hard about that statement, is that i knew if i told my parents that, they wouldn't even understand why that is an insult.
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@TheZodiacHeir By that token, you should also ask your aunt if she knows Meg Thee Stallion. I'm not saying that as a gotcha, I'm saying that's how you compare the fame of both people equivalently
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I feel like everyone should call their dads and ask if they know Klay Thompson, my dad did not know. My uncle did, because he’s a basketball fan.
Klay isn’t a star. He’s someone who knows how to dribble a ball and shoot it in a net and there’s millions of people who can do that.
RealGain🤑@Br0keGambler
@t_fergz I’m not expecting gay people to know sports just like I don’t expect male athletes to know different types of makeup.
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@Anna_BP_unnie @jolisiK Okay. Understood. I have a follow-up question because I'm genuinely curious, without looking any of these people up, are you familiar with these names and if so, which ones?
Michael Phelps
Nicole Johnson
Janelle Bromfield
Noah Lyles
Coco Jones
Normani
DK Metcalf
Donovan Mitchell
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We didn’t know him 😬. I also wouldn’t know Lamar Odom, Tristan Thompson, Devin Booker, Ben Simmons, Travis Kelce and Stefon Diggs if they didn’t date famous women.
hot girl zo@zxsmithh
Alright I hate when women make me agree with men because ain’t no way yall trynna tell me no one knew Klay Thompson before Meg Thee Stallion, enough!
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@SansNevis Wait till u hear that the people of these islands decided to bring this case to court and France really said they ain't got enough evidence so DISMISSED BTCH. Im not jocking, look it up . They said case closed btches we not investigating on ourself tf
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Wait until you learn that Guadeloupe and Martinique have 2 of the world’s highest rates of prostate cancer because France knowingly poisoned the populations using a pesticide it outlawed in France as it was proven to be carcinogenic, but chose to still use it on the islands. 🤓
👩🏾🌾@bairanyc
Same bc why I’m learning so much about the way the French treats Guadeloupe and idk why I’m even surprised. Black ppl can’t catch a break from colonization all over the world
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@Viseh115 @Jujutex1 @SansNevis Eh
US sold out to corporations. Also, the Tuskegee experiments happened in the US so 😅😅😅
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@Jujutex1 @SansNevis France has no real justice in general tho, if it was the USA, those would had been found guilty forsure
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@djoyboyb @Mami3333279760 @er39431 @rozpersian I see. Interesting
Fun fact: Israel has built a rocket capable of interstellar travel. It's part of a series of space advancements from the Israel Space Agency
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@BeerIsCum @Mami3333279760 @er39431 @rozpersian We are not in court or on trial. Therefore, the burden of proof is on nobody but yourself.
Stop being delusional and seek help.
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@BonklerJingus @Comicwastaken @TheRocketRalph Also, it should be noted that his wife was cheating (emotionally and sexually) on the husband farrrrrr before he even began fantasizing about fucking the 16 year old. So the wife is still in the wrong
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@Comicwastaken @TheRocketRalph I'm not trying to defend it, op just made it sound like he was actively fucking a 16 year old
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manosphere-adjacent accounts love to share this clip but always leave out the context that he was cheating on his wife with a 16 year old
ℤ𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕙𝕦!@zee_zhu_
He caught his wife with another man, and the way he handled it was impressive
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