Bryan Lyman
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Bryan Lyman
@BryanLyman
Senior software engineer, aspiring author.
Sumali Ekim 2012
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@MsmSucks1776 @ThoughtfulSaint I am so glad I don't believe in your version of a hateful God who would condemn you to hell because someone snuck up in the night and murdered you, and you prayed for repentance and hour ago instead of the required 30 minute deadline.
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@ThoughtfulSaint Unless Joseph Smith repented before he was shot to death like a dog he is burning in hell.
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Yeah… we literally know
A-A-ron (Disciple)@DiscipleFidei
Joseph Smith is still in the grave; Jesus is alive
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@ThoughtfulSaint I mean like... yeah, because murderers who didn't think he was a "true Christian" put him there.
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@jmbrim3 The book of Zenos or Zenock would be earth shattering, since they are mentioned as some of the greatest prophets up there with Isaiah; and their prophecies are focused on Christ's birth and return.
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@hvworlton So wait... how can I get in on that action? No one said anything about getting paid for being a snarky Mormon.
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Wait... Who is getting paid?? 😭😭😭
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Lutheran Answers@LutheranAnswers
Been seeing tons of these posts today. Wonder how much the Mormon Church is paying these people?
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@allie__voss I have tried to talk to my fellow Mormons about this phenomenon; tried to tone it down. Alas, too many of them love Lord of the Rings but don't want you to know how geeky they are, so they spell their kid's name Airagourne and pretend it is from their fathers Norwegian side.
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@Truth_matters20 Both, because they are both testimonies from disciples of Christ... and you are bearing false witness, so there's that.
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@TribeRuffner We are like unto God because we are his children.
"Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is." - 1 John 3:2
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If you can’t at the very least affirm the Nicene Creed then yes, it’s heresy.
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee
Okay Jesus Christ is God of the Old Testament He is the Lord, Savior, and Redeemer of the New Testament He lived a sinless life He performed countless miracles—raising the dead, turning water into wine, and feeding thousands with a few loaves and fishes He suffered in Gethsemane and later died on the cross He suffered and bled from every pore to pay the price of our sins He was resurrected three days later I know—pure heresy, right?
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@KimballCall Um, it was hard to be nice when people kept trying to jump out of the bushes and shoot holes in him all the time.
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There was always an asterisk next to “Mormons are so nice” anyways.

thatbrian@Thatbrian
The "Mormons are so nice" myth got busted yesterday.
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@TruthHolder2023 Wait so, he is presbyterian, and here [faithtacoma.org/nl-worship/nl-…] reads: "...the connection between clothing and office, especially in the case of a minister leading worship, is taught directly in the Bible." Why he bashing our clothing?

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It takes a special type of immaturity to denigrate people because of their religious clothing of any kind, whether worn under the clothing, on top, or if it is the clothing itself. My Jewish brothers wear a yarmulke and tallit. Many of my Catholic and Protestant brothers and sisters wear cross jewelry. My Hindu friends wear unstitched or loosely fitted traditional Indian garments that prioritize modesty, comfort, and spiritual purity. And, I know they too get mocked by those who lack maturity.
It's sad.
I served in Scouting for about 30 years. This guy's comment reminds me of hearing some of the 12 and 13 year old boys at night, in their tents, giggling and making rude comments that required my saying, "If I hear any more of that, you boys will have KP duty for the rest of the week."
This guy has earned a block.

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