Hubert Cumberdale 🕙

@Acyn Does Bullshit Barbie mean Trump?

Reporter: The president insists negotiations are underway and he has said Iran has agreed to most of the 15 points. Iran says no negotiations are taking place. How do you explain that discrepancy?  Leavitt: I think the American people are smart enough not to take the word of a terrorist regime

@WhiteHouse @PressSec What about the threat to world peace and global economic stability posed by the Trump Regime?

11,000+ targets struck. Iran's ballistic and drone attacks down 90%. 150 Iranian naval vessels destroyed. Operation Epic Fury is destroying the threat posed by the Iranian terrorist regime.

@British_Airways Why couldn’t the apps or the website tell me that? I tried many times because it was just giving me useless error messages.

@CaptainBlue Hi Hubert, we don't offer online check-in from Fuerteventura. I can only apologise for any inconvenience caused. Phil B

Hey @British_Airways did you forget to change your clocks this weekend? It’s 23 hours and 10 minutes before our flight and you’re not letting us check in:

@PressSec No fucker with any sense is going to visit your rogue nation.

DHS shutdown putting Americans at risk as World Cup security prep ‘significantly behind’: Sen Fetterman foxnews.com/politics/dhs-s…

@BBCNews No. They left the authoritarian UK that’s been lost to the Muslims and found themselves in a Muslim country with strict laws. They only have themselves to blame.

Government must do more to help detained Brits in UAE, advocacy group says bbc.in/47tAs73

@RapidResponse47 @PressSec @BillMelugin_ @RealTomHoman Those fat boys need to keep airport McDonalds in business.

.@BillMelugin_: "We can confirm that at least some TSA agents have started getting paid as of this morning... @RealTomHoman says ICE agents will be staying at those airports until things are running smoothly again."

@HQNewsNow And the new ones think you’re a twat as well.

Trump: We've had regime change. One regime was destroyed, decimated. It's a whole different group of people. So I'd consider that regime change

@dannywallace Rude.

I think that's quite enough of you for one day.

@happygeek I always wondered why they hated Nerys Hughes so much as well.

@CaptainBlue Was Joy Division Oven Gloves inspired by the launch of Come Dine With Me? #hmfb

Fuckin’ hell. It’s Fred Titmus! Oh I was walking round my local store I was searching for the ten pence off Lenor When suddenly I bumped into this guy On seeing who it was I gave a cry…

@happygeek I hope so!

@KTHopkins If they had no idea who you are, why would they pay to see you?

Loves Don’t miss out. I am taking my piano on the road … and you will remember how it feels to belong. Come.. belly laugh like you used to. Favourite review: “I had no idea who she was. But f*ck me, she’s funny” Cardiff FRIDAY 24 April

When are other countries going to sue the US for the additional cost - and in the Middle East - and actual damage caused by Trump’s illegal war. Operation Epic Fuckup or Epstein Fury is just a distraction from Trump’s dementia.

@eliistender10 Hello Giles. How’s it going?

If you happen to see this, please say Hello.

@TheNewsAgents @MittensOff Security footage shows him engaging with who he thought were a bunch of Iranians hanging on to his every word:

"We are dealing with a guy in severe cognitive decline who doesn't make sense from one moment to another." Trump says "in-depth" peace talks with Iran were a success. The problem is that no one else seems to have any knowledge of them taking place thenewsagents.co.uk/article/how-tr…

And curiously nothing from Farage, Fox, Hopkins or Yaxley-Lennon about them.

@LozzaFox @CaliforniaFrizz Maybe the economic migrant can get a job now so you don’t have to?

So proud of my wife ⁦@CaliforniaFrizz⁩ LLB(Hons.)

Somerset's far right supporters' grooming gang. Two are Reform members, one reposts Rupert Lowe. Rupert and Tommy were quiet about this lot, I wonder why

@LBC @ryanmouquegolf You missed the word “latest” from the headline. I’m sure “Crasher” Woods will soon be named Head of the DMV by the Trump Administration…

“For me he’s the greatest of all time." Despite Tiger Woods’ drink-drive arrest, @ryanmouquegolf believes he still has the ability to get back to the top of golf.