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Captain Rob ๐๐๐ค
@CaptainRandom10
Travels a lot and writes books. Two dark 'Assassins' Social Club' comedies and three hilarious 'Six Idiots' novels out now https://t.co/O8EYZDAyZQ
England Sumali Aฤustos 2021
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@naughtymom101 Roll up for a free frying pan! ๐
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@CaptainRandom10 Uhhh. Tempting.
Kitchen supplies are always needed ...
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I have decided to give a money-back guarantee on my books!
If you don't like one of my books, bring it to my house for a full refund. ๐ฐ
You'll also get my foot up your arse, closely followed by the book and whatever kitchen implements I have lying around. ๐
#writingcommunity
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@J_Eden09 @England @wembleystadium Agree! Although the FA wouldnt have liked it when 90% of the fans would have been cheering for the opposition manager ๐
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A sold-out @WembleyStadium awaits vs Uruguay! ๐๏ธ
Tickets are still available for the #ThreeLions' second 'send-off series' fixture vs Japan ๐
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@Meredith_author I agree...we all have too much stuff anyway.
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@AliceLBronte Cheese on toast is highly underrated ๐
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@ElementasSeries Best advice I ever heard was for men going on a first date to write down the colour of the woman's eyes and get it tattooed on their hand in case they ever got asked ๐
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@ElementasSeries And it's not building a lot of tension because if it is episode 4 of a 22 week run you know the heroes are going to survive ๐
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@CaptainRandom10 Oh I HATE that. It's so annoying to me. The build-up is never worth it, either.
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@ammcevoy10 You know my posts are all humourous don't you?
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@CaptainRandom10 "Tell tale tit,
Your tongue shall be slit
And all the little birdies
Will all have a bit."
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I don't know why I'm not popular at work ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I always tell the manager when people are late, let my slow colleagues finish their work rather than help them, let everyone know when it's their turn to make coffee and volunteer our team to stay late on Fridays if we're behind. ๐๐ณ
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@jaredleys Oh yes... People have said that and demanded a sequel which was even more engaging and annoyed them even more.
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@wendypink224 They only offer one of these in the vending machine at work...๐
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@deidrejowen Have you punched my friend in the face as well? ๐ฑ
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It looks small but, having been there 6 or 7 times, it's a lot of walking!
Pretty Cities@PrettyCitiesX
Aerial view of Venice, Italy ๐ฎ๐น
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