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ISO-8601 makes most sense. Militant UTC advocate. "Aircrafts" is not a word. Will do my best to follow back!

You --- Black Stump -- ∞ -- Me Sumali Şubat 2016
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Dragonus@YoDragonus·
@TheCriticalDri2 Have not watched yet but looks like she’s trying to be like Firecracker? Will she distract Homelander with some milk?
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Class Error@ClassError·
@Keir_Starmer Kanye may be a nutter who says offensive and dumb things - but that’s free speech for you. Good to know our PM clearly states we don’t have free speech.
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.
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Visam
Visam@visam22·
@BaronDestructo Have to go with 5 on this one. 790 is happy to betray the crew.
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wokeandwoofing
wokeandwoofing@wokeandwoofing·
I'm producing a modern remake of 'Psycho'. The plot is essentially the same, except at the end rather than being put in a mental asylum, Norman is invited to be a candidate for The Green Party.
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John O'Connell
John O'Connell@jdpoc·
This might just be one of the best tweets ever.
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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Artemis II is set to swing around the dark side of the Moon. They’re calling it a “first,” which is a LIE. They did it YEARS ago in that well-known documentary Armageddon. Now: “Suck it up!”
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Class Error@ClassError·
@HBrubanter Leading candidate for the Windows 12 default desktop wallpaper.
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Burt Macklin
Burt Macklin@BurtMaclin_FBI·
@astro_reid When you see the moon, will you settle once and for all if the moon is really made of cheese?
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Kris
Kris@1444_kris·
Americans: we rescued two airmen deep inside Iran and we only lost a couple of C130s Russians: you guys rescue your own? Europeans: you have more than two planes? Australians: what does this mean for property prices?
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Herb Brubanter
Herb Brubanter@HBrubanter·
Been awake since O'crack sparrowfart, so I may as well watch a movie in bed.
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Class Error@ClassError·
@Bob_Janke You were hoping for more of a big bang than an Earth-shattering kaboom?
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Me [on a date]: do you know what the Illidium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator is Her: the what? Me: Okay I gotta go
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Squirrel
Squirrel@Squirrel4peanut·
@fesshole Drunk partner hired an alcoholic who checked her email for a month straight and never opened our software. After two months she asked an intern for help. Took the partners six months to fire her.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Our office has recruited a new Head of Data Analytics. First week here he asked me for help with an excel doc. It was like he has never used excel in his life. The way he typed I doubt he's even used a PC before. I'm telling no-one, grabbing the popcorn & watching this play out.
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Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️@BaronDestructo·
We have a ship, a Captain, a First Officer, a Science Officer, a Chief Medical Officer, a Chief Engineer, an Ace Pilot, a Negotiator, a ship AI, a Chief of Security, an Away Team Leader, a Pilot/Helmsman, and an Enforcer. Next, the search for our ship's Techie begins!
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Class Error@ClassError·
@perrymetzger @kuiperzone I had a website that was riddled with legacy JQuery & kept coming up on the annual pentest as a major risk, but was collectively considered too onerous to rewrite. Mitigation was carefully managed isolation from other production systems. Two hours with Claude. Solved.
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Perry E. Metzger
Perry E. Metzger@perrymetzger·
@kuiperzone Most of the things I’ve done lately have been removing technical debt, often technical debt that no one could’ve imagined trying to attack because it was too hard.
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Perry E. Metzger
Perry E. Metzger@perrymetzger·
Yes. Most of the programmers I know are having the time of their lives. They have literally never had this much fun with computers before now. There is a minority that is wringing their hands and feeling miserable. I do not understand them.
Yam Peleg@Yampeleg

I've never had so much fun with computers in my life. I literally do whatever the fk I want. Bending whatever stands in my way to my will. Tmux doesn't support mouse? Now it does. Compiled app looks cool? Reverse engineered, now it's "open source". Literally godmode.

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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Brian Glover was born OTD in 1934. "Here are the facts." Brian was paid more for playing Supt. Harold Andrews, the blunt, no-nonsense boss of Fiorina "Fury" 16, in Alien 3, than for his other 50+ film & TV roles combined. And what a death scene. Sigourney rocked the shaved head
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Emir Han
Emir Han@RealEmirHan·
No Time to Die director wanted James Bond to die in a way that he couldn’t “magically escape” “We didn’t want that shot in Terminator 2 where you see Sarah Connor turning into bones. But we wanted to show that he wasn’t going to jump down a sewer at the last second.”
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Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio
It's "Transgender Day Of Visibility". Fuck me you're 6'2 with a jaw like Desperate Dan, hands like shovels, and you're dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl. Don't worry, you're visible.
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