Farhan A. Jan

@PakStartup Total show off & without knowing EV cars limitations

@ShafqatQureshi_ Ur bad experience doesn't apply to all. Such disrespectful remarks

پاکستان میں سب سے کرپٹ، ہڈ حرام اور چور محنت کش طبقہ ہے۔۔۔۔ بائیک کا کام کروانے ایک دوست کے ریکمنڈ کردہ مکینک کے پاس راولپنڈی آیا۔۔۔ پچھلے تین گھنٹے سے موصوف بائیک کھول کر خود غائب ہیں۔۔۔۔ تنگ آکر ورکشاپ پر موجود چھوٹے کو کہا کہ بائیک واپس بند کر دو میں نے کام نہیں کروانا تو بائیک بند کرکے موصوف کہتے 1500 روپے دے دیں۔۔۔۔

@NefflynB solute

Si tienes el hemisferio derecho del cerebro activo, ves un gatito; si tienes el izquierdo, ves un conejito. ¿Qué ves?

@AAMIRHUSSAIN79 Generation Z is less intelligent, so do little research before copying paste

اے آر وائی پر اسوقت گرمی سے بچاؤ کے لیے ایک ماہر غذائیت عبیرہ معین کو بلایا ہوا ھے جو گرمی میں ہائیڈریٹ رہنے کی لیے مختلف چیزیں بتا رہی تھی جس میں ستو کا بھی ذکر کیا ، اینکر نے بھی رینڈم روک پر پوچھا کہ یہ ستو کیا ہوتے ہیں ماہر غذائیت نے انتہائی اعتماد سے جواب دیا کہ یہ بھنے ہوئے چنے ہوتے ہیں سبحان اللہ پھر کہتے ہیں جنریشن زی سے انٹیلیجنٹ ابھی تک کوئی جبریشن آئی ہی نہیں ھے نا اینکر کو پتہ اور نا ماہر غذائیت کو کہ ستو کیا ہوتے ہیں ستو دراصل میں جو Barley کے دانوں کو بھون پر پیس کر جو پاؤڈر بنتا ھے اسے ستو کہتے ہیں میں نے اس لیے بتا دیا تاکہ کومنٹ میں نا بتانا پڑے ۔۔۔۔

@CSMR786 اگر مگر دگڑ

میرا ایک انتہائی اہم سوال اپنے فالورز سے ھے۔ اگر میاں صاحب یہ جنگ رکوانے میں کامیاب ہو جاتے ہیں۔ پوری دنیا میں پاکستان کو عزت بھی ملتی ھے اور پروفائل میں اضافہ بھی ہوتا ھے۔ پاکستان کی معیشت بھی مضبوط ہو جاتی ھے۔ لیکن اگر اپنے وعدے کے مطابق ہماری حکومت بجلی و گیس کے بل کنٹرول نہیں کر پاتی؟ اگر ہماری حکومت ڈالر کو 200 پر لیکر نہیں آتی؟ اگر ہماری حکومت پٹرول کی قیمت اور مہنگائی کنٹرول نہیں کر پاتی؟ اگر ہماری حکومت مختلف ٹیکسز کے نام پر غریب عوام کا معاشی قتل ختم نہیں کر پاتی؟ تو کیا انہیں اگلے الیکشن عوام کی سپورٹ حاصل ہو گی؟؟ کیا ایکبار پھر نون لیگی ووٹرز صرف نوازشریف کے کہنے پر ووٹ کاسٹ کریں گے؟؟ اپنی رائے کا اظہار کریں کیونکہ آپکی رائے بہت اہم ھے؟؟

@Tiju0Prakash focus on occupied manipur

I believe it's time Bharat gets the chance to lead any genuine peace initiative in the region. Enough with Pakistan-led traps that always end in betrayal.

@ClinchRMCF upgrade

Camavinga + £30M for Mac Allister Upgrade or downgrade?? What do you think chat ??

@Vera_RMCF hahahaha

@ImoPunter 1 more season to give any conclusive opinion

TRUE OR FALSE: Have Real Madrid made a mistake by signing Franco Mastantuono?

@Tezzathekchen Straight to goal keeper

Mbappe is one of the greatest volleyers of all time There are at most 5-10 players in history who could have covered the distance to connect with Trent’s cross and volley it so cleanly But apparently it’s his fault that Neuer made an amazing reflex save

@Kaypoisson1 Alvarez would have scored tons of goals if he had played in Barcelona -

Ferran Torres and Julian Alvarez both have the same number of goals scored this season but Ferran Torres is a horrible striker according to Barcelona fans

@RealBababanaras Bury them

BREAKING : India's foreign ministry is likely to summon the Iran Ambassador over the shooting at Indian vessels in Hormuz by the IRGC Navy. As per Channel 16, 2 Indian flagged vessels were attacked by Iran, this afternoon.

@naziagoraya All other facilities also should be ended.

@madrid_total2 pure ninja 🐢

Cuántos aún confiamos en que Kylian Mbappé hará historia en el Real Madrid?

@War_Radar2 Isreal will do it successfully because Turkish are over confident and has been underestimating electronics warfare

‼️🇮🇱🇹🇷 An explosive analysis warns Israel could consider a preemptive strike on Turkey if tensions spiral out of control. The scenario draws comparisons to the Six-Day War, when Israel launched a surprise attack to neutralize threats in hours. According to the analysis, rising tensions under Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and growing military capabilities could push Israel toward drastic action if it perceives an existential threat. Potential targets could include: • Turkish F-16 fighter jets and airbases • Drone production sites (including Bayraktar facilities) • Naval bases and fleets • Air defense and radar systems • Key military industrial infrastructure Experts say that if Israel believes its survival is at risk, it could strike first, fast, decisive, and overwhelming, to cripple Turkey’s capabilities before a full scale war begins. A conflict of this scale would shake NATO, redraw regional power dynamics, and risk a wider war across the Middle East. Source: 19FortyFive

@BrizzleRMCF he is a loser

If Griezmann and Pogba “carried” Kylian Mbappé to a World Cup, then why didn’t they carry their clubs to Champions League glory as well? If they were truly the deciding factor, the same impact should’ve translated at club level. So why?

@RmadridElRey UCL?

KYLIAN MBAPPÈ at 27 559🏟️ 423⚽️ 155🅰️ 578G/A 1.03📊 22 career trophies 🏆 MONACO 34 G/A Won Ligue 1 against a dominant PSG side .Won it for Monaco after 16 years league title drought. Scored 6KO goals in CL Ligue 1 YPOTS PSG 308matches 256 goals 91 assists 347G/A 1.13📊 Club Top Scorer Most Goal contributions in their club history Most CL goals in their club history Most CL KO goals in their Club history Most Goals scored by a player in the Parc de Princes Most goals scored by a player in the Coup de France Titles Ligue 1 (6): 2017–18, 2018–19, 2019–20, 2021–22, 2022–23, 2023–24 Coupe de France (4): 2017–18, 2019–20, 2020–21, 2023–24 Coupe de la Ligue (2): 2017–18, 2019–20 Trophées des Champions (3): 2019, 2020, 2023  LIGUE 1 Most ligue 1 POTS in its history(5x) 🥇 Most ligue 1 POTM in its history (11x)🥇 6 x top scorer consecutively ( most in its history)🥇 Top 7 scorers in its history and 1st in the 21st century Only player to have been top scorer & top assister in the same season in their history 🥇 Ligue 1 winner ( x7) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• REAL MADRID •98🏟️ •84⚽️ •10🅰️ •94G/A •Most goals in a debut season in Real Madrid history •Most goals scored in La liga by a player in his debut season •1st European golden boot winner in Madrid since 2015(won by CR7) •1st European golden boot winner in La liga since 2018 (won by Messi ) •Only player in history to score hattrick at Camp Nou and Montuic •Only Madrid player to score in all tournament in a single season (7) •Most goals scored in a single calendar year.( joint leader with CR7) •Scored in all finals (4 goals 1 assist)he has started. •Only Real Madrid player in history to score 40+ in first 2 seasons. •🏆Intercontinental Cup •🏆 Uefa Supercup •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Champions league 98 matches 70goals 25 assists 95G/A •Most goal contributions in CL since he debuted in 2017 .No player has more. •Top 6 UCL top scorers of all time •Top 6 CL KO goals (players who has more is CR7 ,Messi ,lewa ,Benz & muller) •Top 6 UCL KO goals contributions •2nd most away goals in CL KO phase (16) only CR7 has more •CL golden boot 2023/24 •Most away UCL career hattricks •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored by a teenage •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored under the age of 21 •Youngest French player to score a hat-trick in the Champions League •Youngest player to score a hat-trick away from home in a Champions League knockout match ••••••••••••••••••••••• France National Team 🇫🇷 •95 matches •56 Goals •40 Assists •96G/A •🌟Most Goal contributions in French national team history •🌟Most assists in French history •🌟Most WC finals goals in Football history •🌟Most WC KO goals in football history •🌟Most Goals scored in all finals in French history (5) •🌟2nd most goals scored in Euros & World Cup (13). Only Papin has more (14) •🌟6th WC all time top scorer (12) needs 4 goals to be the all time top scorer in WC history •🌟Hattrick in a WC final •🌟WC golden boot winner •🌟WC YPOT •🌟UEFA Nation league golden boot winner 🏆WC winner 🏆 UEFA Nations League WC silver ball 🥈 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •INDIVIDUAL AWARDS •Kopa Trophy (1st ever to win it ) •Golden ball •Gerd muller trophy •WC YPOT •WC golden boot •European Golden Boot •La Liga Golden Boot • 6 Ligue 1 Golden Boot •UEFA nations league golden boot •IFFHS top scorer of the year 2022 x 2025 •IFFHS men’s team of the year (x4) •Globe soccer award 2021 •Globe player of the year 2024 •Ligue 1 POTS(x5) •Ligue 1 TOTY(X6) •UCL golden boot •FIFA Pro TOTY (x5) •UEFA TOTS (x4) •French player of the year (x4) •Top 10 of the balondor since his debut ( only CR7 & Messi have more) •La liga POTM(3) •REAL MADRID Player of the season.

@BrizzleRMCF Did overrated mbappe wore No10 shirt 2018? All efforts were done by collectively specially Griexman the real anchor

France national football team have only won the World Cup twice in their history in 1998 and 2018 both times led by two of their greatest number 10s. They were also runners-up in 2006 and 2022, with those same iconic figures involved across those eras.

@xyezerr @realmadrid Mbappe will not accept & surely will not pass to him

Victor Osimhen is exactly what we need and he wouldn't cost that much. - Aerial threat - Tall - Pressing Monster - Very good in Linkup - perfect age (27) Please bring, @realmadrid.

@neygurll69083 Hahaha would be historical event

What if Real Madrid win the Champions League right after Mbappe leaves?😭