@USSGoodGirl @guhlo Something I noticed with the bottled water at my store, the thicker the cap, the thinner the bottle. And vice versa…
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Polka King of the South
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Polka King of the South
@CthulusBurrito
Polka fan and bad dancer, I'm not a superhero, I just like to wear the cape. I’m the Libertarian your fed handler warned you about.
Corryton, TN Sumali Kasım 2011
655 Sinusundan140 Mga Tagasunod
@guhlo Interesting. I wonder if they can make the bottle strong enough to not collapse in my hand while I’m drinking it lol
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For those beverage packaging nerds
Costco now selling label-less water bottles
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@elonmusk I literally chatted with Grok for half an hour about how useless Gemini is.
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Polka King of the South nag-retweet
> be Ubisoft
> Announce the long-awaited remake of Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
> Everyone gets hyped for Edward Kenway’s return
> Graphics look great, naval combat feels improved
> Then start "modernizing" everything nobody asked for
> Remove the bottle from drunk Edward’s loading screen - now he’s just sober with shaky cam
> Anne Bonny’s iconic cleavage? Gone, now she’s modest
> Blood in the game? Heavily toned down
> Hunting animals? Turned into a boring 40-hit grind
> Hidden blade in combat? Only for finishers now
> Modern day story? Heavily shortened
You took one of the most beloved games in the series
and "fixed" all the things that actually made it fun.
The game most fans were waiting years for… and you somehow made it less enjoyable.
You think this is "respecting modern audiences" or just pointless censorship and creative laziness?
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Ubisoft is getting backlash over Anne Bonny in Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake. In the original 2013 game, Anne Bonny had a bold outfit with cleavage that matched her tough pirate style, but in the remake her top is much more covered. They probably hired a consultant to adjust for modern audiences. Fans are angry because they say Ubisoft censored her look and only changed her clothes while leaving everyone else the same. If it’s not a big deal, why change it
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@EvelynLouise8 That’s not how you get rid of bad breath dear…
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This woman doesn't have dreams when she sleeps, she has IMAX movies.
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@myhappynats Number 3, I’ll always pick your smile. Miss you.
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This list can’t be taken seriously at all.
It doesn’t have When We Were Soldiers on it.
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each
Best US Military Movies ranked: 1. Apocalypse Now (1979) 2. Saving Private Ryan (1998) 3. Full Metal Jacket (1987) 4. Patton (1970) 5. Platoon (1986) 6. Black Hawk Down (2001) 7. The Thin Red Line (1998) 8. Glory (1989) 9. Hacksaw Ridge (2016) 10. American Sniper (2014)
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The part of Ginny Weasley will now be played by Zendaya
Wizarding World Direct@WW_Direct
🚨 Ginny Weasley will be recast for season 2 of the HARRY POTTER TV series Gracie Cochrane will no longer portray Ginny “due to unforeseen circumstances” “Her time as part of the Harry Potter world has been truly wonderful, and she is deeply grateful to Lucy Bevan and the entire production team for creating such an unforgettable experience. Gracie is very excited about the opportunities her future holds.” (via Deadline)
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Polka King of the South nag-retweet
Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."
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@otokyo__ Stick a pin in him and watch him bounce off the walls as he deflates
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Hey @grok, can I get a manual reset on my rate limit? You guys really need some mid level tiers. Super isn’t enough and Heavy is WAY outta my price range.
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@nypost I’ve seen mummies with better looking arms
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Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx
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