Just Chris. Still here…

They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say when life gives you lemons cut one of those bitches in half and squirt it right back in life’s eyes.

@Mark46623450 @StarWarsDaily_ @Disney Leia was always the girl boss and Luke was always broken You just chose to ignore that fact. She looked Vader right in the eye and basically told him to fuck off. He whined and cried for help throughout IV and V.

@StarWarsDaily_ Absolutely not! @Disney made all of the men in Star Wars weak and broken, and all of the women girl bosses.

Did you like how they portrayed Luke Skywalker in the Sequel Trilogy?

@SkyKaiser593 @StarWarsDaily_ Really? He whined his way all the way through episodes four and five!

@StarWarsDaily_ Absolutely not. The Force Awakens was already touchy to me for its... decisions... but this is what killed my interest in the sequels. Luke giving up on the Jedi and being a bitter, nihilistic hermit was a slap in the face to anyone who grew up with the Original Trilogy.

@Calim1701 @StarWarsDaily_ Maybe you should watch a new Hope and the Empire strikes back again.

@StarWarsDaily_ No. I never thought Luke was a weinee.

@StarWarsDaily_ It was exactly how he was portrayed in the original trilogy. We all love Luke, but he was kind of a whiny bitch all along.

@Zepp1978 Hahaaaaaa!!!! This tiny man blocked me as soon as he replied.

@Zepp1978 You assholes cheered when this got cancelled so you can STFU.

Before the dark times. Before the Empire (Disney).

@Chris__X__ Shit I would do this when my battery was fine so I could sneak out of the house to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. 😂

You haven't really lived until you've had to push a car with a dead battery, jump in, throw it in 1st gear, and pop the clutch like a pro. Old-school struggles and unforgettable memories.

@MikeBales What complete and utter bullshit! This exact story word for word has been going around social media for years. Fuck you, Mike for attempted stolen glory! Kick rocks, bitch.

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

@tacokingX It’s a burrito and the answer is my mouth.

Hot sauce isn’t available, what are you putting on this taco?

@james_xond Yes. End of story. Otherwise you’re just a cheap asshole who can’t appreciate a favor.

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas??

@GRCinemaTicket You should probably ask if I can name a Sam Rockwell movie that I DON’T like. The answer is no.

Can you name a Sam Rockwell movie you like ??

@EricaRN4USA @NalinVA @POTUS I live in Norfolk Virginia and I approved his message. Too many people I know and love are being sent to Iran to die because he wants the media to deflect from him being a pedo. How are you OK with this?!

@NalinVA @POTUS You’re living in New Zealand 🙄

With the escalating tensions with Iran - the .@POTUS will be remaining at the White House - canceling his visit to Florida over the Easter weekend. Pray for him, he’s carrying a heavy burden at this time.

@goodbreffis It looks awesome, but I’m not buying any TV made by a company that I’ve never heard of.

I just gave my seven year old a 30 day eviction notice because I’ll need the space.

@F0ODHub Whatever the hell you want, but I’ll take a good local craft beer.

Be honest… what drink goes with this?

@tmoir0 Kingdom of Heaven, Star Wars films, The Princess Bride.

I have certain movies that I can watch over and over, and one of them is Ocean’s Eleven. Another is A League of their Own. What are yours?

@WallStreetApes @WallStreetApes The people that follow you are the lowest IQ, bigoted idiot dregs society has to offer. These comments are proof.

Subway employee says she’s debunking what you’ve heard on social media about Subway bread She says it’s not made out of ingredients used in yoga mats and shows exactly how the bread is made Some facts about Subway bread - It’s not legally “bread” under Irish law thanks to a 2020 Irish Supreme Court ruling. Irish law defines bread as a staple food with sugar and fat not exceeding 2% of the flour weight; Subway’s bread had approximately 10% sugar by flour weight (5x the limit) - The “sweet smell” comes from that elevated sugar level (10% sugar) which causes noticeable caramelization during baking - Subway bread contained azodicarbonamide in 2014 as a dough conditioner and bleaching agent, which 100% is used in the manufacturing of yoga mats, shoe soles, and synthetic leather

@oelma__ Full refund.

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@jane_kihika Max is a talented driver but not a generational talent.

But since we all have an opinion , what advise would you give to a new F1 fan ?

@mariana057 Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry.

Songs you DON'T play at a wedding… I’ll start… Unbreak my heart.