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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
@aruvinchan Show her the same remorse she would show you if you cried Zero
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Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
Guys, how screwed am I? 🥲 Hint: These aren't happy voice notes. I paused the 2nd one right there because she started sobbing.
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Agent@CallThisAgent·
@AntonioSabatoJr Imagine believing we landed on the moon when the flag gives it all away. How is the windy blowing in a place that has no atmosphere? I hate that we were lied to for decades and 55yrs later we can’t even land on the moon 😂
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Antonio Sabato Jr
Antonio Sabato Jr@AntonioSabatoJr·
The first manned moon landing in 1969 took place on July 20, 1969, at 4:17 p.m. EDT (20:17 UTC).
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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
@quincygitahi one word answer bitch is retarded, comment section is full of even more retarded simps
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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
@Heynoms "avoid girls" was the complete sentence
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Naruto@NarutoNolimits·
Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.
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Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
For the lost girlies, who wanna know why he chose her: guys like Bezos don’t stay for accomplishments, degrees, or moral superiority lmao, they stay for the fun, kind, low-drama woman who makes his life pleasant, supportive, and sexually enthusiastic instead of turning home into a lecture or competition It's not even the looks, altho the pornstar plastic looks does help
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Cleobug101
Cleobug101@cleobug101·
i’ve known two women like this. everyone always assumes the plain Jane is kind-hearted and above it all. the truth is, the bimbo is the sweetest person you'll meet. they like to have fun and want you to have fun too. they just also like to make sure they look sexy. the plain Jane 9 times out of 10 will find every chance she gets to remind you how she is morally superior because she doesn't prioritize her appearance like “other girls”. Lauren is probably NICE and makes Jeff feel like the man. that's all it really takes. no degrees or philanthropy replace that in a man's eyes.
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah

Men think this is an improvement. MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity. Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.

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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
@Michaeldudufudu Imagine dating one who's in these photos lmao Might aswell chop your balls off
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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
Why do I even have premium? @grok
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Prime Tate
Prime Tate@primetateHQ·
Andrew Tate says the official story of WW2 might not be true and that Hitler perhaps wasn't even the bad guy. 😳 "If they use WW2 to subvert white nationalism to the point of extinction, wouldn't it be truly treasonous if the story of WW2 wasn't even true?"
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BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI
A lot of the AI advice you guys are getting is just a summary from Reddit opinions Remember that before taking it as gospel
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
If Kamala Harris were in office, we wouldn't be at war in Iran but the border would be open, Elon would be in jail, X wouldn't exist, and there'd be a bipartisan amnesty. I have a lot of issues with the current administration. Everyone who is HONEST does. Real life isn't utopia.
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veriTY™️🇿🇦@VERITY_HQ·
Kobe Bryant died in January 2020 6 years after his death, his wife has moved on with another man , & she’s reportedly pregnant for the man If you think your wife truly loves you, then you’re nothing but a fool . Women are not in love, they are in business. & quick to move on
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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
@pounddz I like how the accounts posting all this hype make $0
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Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
@FenwickDragon @sagarbht15 So here's what actually happened: she was dating this guy, while also showing availability to other guys, flirting with them, giving them hope, which made the guy think she's cheating In other words, you belong to the streets
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Lisa Fenwick
Lisa Fenwick@FenwickDragon·
@sagarbht15 But he was 5'5 former gamer geek who loved his mom and dad, who was a virgin until he was 27 He was a NICE GUY He wasn't "Chad". He was a NICE GUY
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Lisa Fenwick
Lisa Fenwick@FenwickDragon·
I dated a sensitive young man who kept falsely accusing me of cheating, and calling me a whore Until one day, when I was alone and ignoring his texts, he broke into my apartment and strangled me He was a virgin until he was 27. He was a Nice Guy
thermo@DionysianAgent

this is why when women fumble a true sensitive young man they will spend their lives as a spiritual widow, never able to find his equal but when a man fumbles a foid baddie it's not that deep cus there's thousands just like her women hate to admit it, but deep down they know

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ALEX SUZUKI
ALEX SUZUKI@X_FINALBOSS·
I made >$2.2M in 6 months selling digital products Here's how in 10 steps: 1. make X account (5 sec) 2. pick topic: ecom, websites, sales, etc (5 sec) 3. find #1 influencer in that niche (10 sec) 4. gather their tweets, AI generate 300 tweets 5. Use tweethunter to auto post 10 per day 6. you get 1M+ views minimum per month 7. automatically send link to product to everyone 8. AI generate 5x 200 page ebooks in 35 minutes 9. ~400 people view the checkout page 10. u get 20 sales for $500 each = $10K/month profit obviously there is more details to this biz if u want the full 65 pg PDF guide on how, comment "PDF" and i'll send. **Must be following + Retweet
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Dark Alan
Dark Alan@DarkWithHart·
Women won't make sandwiches anymore 😭 Time to bring back patriarchy. No sandwich = no ring. Who's with me, kings? 🥪💍🚫
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