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Don’t wait to be mist... make some noise while you’re still boiling. dadjokes.cloud/jokes/000068

@JRPMUSIC 🥹Thank you John!

I do not normally quote or mention accounts these days Just a reminder to never sleep on small or new accounts Feel free to check this guy out His images are epic.

@noracoman7 Congrats Lila! Keep going!

OFFICIALLY MONETIZED! 🎉 I'm truly grateful to everyone who has supported me from day one Every like, comment, share, and word of encouragement has helped me reach this milestone Thank you for believing in me and being part of this journey. I love you all ♥️

@JRPMUSIC Congrats! Achievement unlocked! Now, I have to check this pinned post of yours... 🤣

I just got called a moron who is insulting people with what I post I finally feel seen 😭 TYSM ❤️

@ponderWoods Hahaha! This reminds me of a friend who’s vegan. Not because he doesn’t like meat, but because he hates vegetables! 🤣

Eat More Meat Or Else! 👊💫🤣

@stats_feed For the ones who said no... Where are you from? I guess you're not from San Marino... maps.app.goo.gl/pczRFHa8G3GtcV…

Have you ever visited another country?

@WorkElizab @grok who is this?

90% of you have no clue who this is… prove me wrong 👀 Name her. Go. ☺️

@TannerMindset Yeah. That's the spirit!

Annihilate self-hate

@Gorilla9c Congrats!

🎉 Huge thank you! 🎉 We just hit 3,500 followers! From the bottom of my heart, thank you to every single Animal and hoomans for being here—your likes, comments, shares, and support mean the world. Whether you’ve been with me since day one or just joined, you’re the reason this community keeps growing stronger every day.the next goal is 4000 followers. How Long to get there ? #animaltwt

@Hania16836 995

@keepcalmandMAGA @BeanieBlossom @philipc6769 @__Dave__1 @DeliaTX @soulriderSLM

QT Your Fictional Character TFTT from the amazing @BeanieBlossom @philipc6769 @__Dave__1 @DeliaTX @soulriderSLM

@anabela_augusto @ApukatJus @RaminNasibov Souvenirs... Souvenirs... It was exhilarating to meet people from all over the world while most of us didn't even have a passport to travel. The work really changed in 30 years...

@DidDadDoThat @ApukatJus @RaminNasibov So true , só many memories … I got to be an operator on the big server I used . I lived in NY and used PTnet to talk to my family in Portugal :)

First social media you ever used?

@anabela_augusto @RaminNasibov 💯 I don't really use it myself anymore, but I hear some communities such as The Open and Free Technology Community are really active. #OFTC

@DidDadDoThat @RaminNasibov Yessssss does it still exist?

@MochaComeBack @icreatelife We still have haters around? I see less and less of them in my feeds...

@icreatelife The sooner the haters learn this, the better their life will be.

AI generates possibilities

@icreatelife I see it as an extension of how I think. Exacerbating both my good sides and my worse... 🤔 The Singularity will be dramatically interesting...🤣

@Dadsaysjokes Hahaha! This one goes in my Dadabase! 🤣🤪🤣

I'm not a magician but I once turned a back rub into two kids and a mortgage.

@aroog1278 I came here to say "Hershey" as a joke. Then I read the comments and discovered some people genuinely think it's the best chocolate. Then I started crying... 😭 Have you never had real chocolate?😮

@gordonmeller028 @Gunblaze1969 What? 🤣🤣🤣

@Gunblaze1969 Dad,cause he didn’t pull out in time 🙄😅😅😅

Kid Destroys World Record Lamborghini LEGO Sculpture! Who is at fault here?

@BabjakAlien @RaminNasibov /msg alien Hahaha! I c what u did there!

@DidDadDoThat @RaminNasibov /me thinks it counts xD

@Jackes_is_back This is both hilarious and sad... Typical Churchill vibe. 🤣

"La principal diferencia entre los humanos y los animales es que los animales nunca permitirían que los lidere el más estúpido de la manada". - Sir Winston Churchill