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Farc (parody)

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Si alguna vez te has preguntado cómo sería un Colombia donde las empanadas son la moneda oficial o donde el vallenato suena en cada esquina, lugar correcto.

Colombia Sumali Ocak 2009
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Gustavo Petro
Gustavo Petro@petrogustavo·
Me gustaría ver a los representantes de la ciudad de Miami examinando las duras consecuencias que la crisis climática tiene sobre el Estado de la Florida El principal problema de Miami hoy se llama crisis climática. Espero representante no pierda usted las elecciones por su ciudad, por estar calumniando el liderazgo progresista elegido democráticamente en Latinoamérica. Con México logramos una fuerte alianza latinoamericana para superar la crisis climática. Invito al Estado dela Florida a integrarla
Rep. Carlos A. Gimenez@RepCarlos

🚨En el Congreso de USA, sabemos que el gobierno de Claudia Sheinbaum en #Mexico apoya tanto al narcotirano Nicolás Maduro de #Venezuela porque sabe que en cuanto caiga él, caerá ella también por su complicidad con los narcos que han destruido al país.

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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just received the new inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. They literally invented a “peace prize” to keep him happy after he didn’t receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond parody
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SniperAlert
SniperAlert@StockOptions888·
I AM OFFICIALLY RESTARTING THE $1,000 TO $1,000,000 $SPX CHALLENGE NEXT MONDAY! 💸 I’M GOING TO RESTART AND LET EVERYONE FOLLOW MY EXACT TRADES FOR COMPLETELY FREE IN A PRIVATE X GROUP CHAT! 🦅 LIKE, REPOST, & COMMENT “$SPX” TO BE ADDED! ❤️‍🔥 YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO JOIN! ☢️
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Rep. Jamie Raskin
Rep. Jamie Raskin@RepRaskin·
Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.   During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of @AdelitaForAZ.
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
Feeling good knowing I live rent free in the minds of the president and vice president
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Kathe Garavito
Kathe Garavito@KatheGaravitoC·
Toda Colombia sabe que Uribe es culpable.
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Jessica Tarlov
Jessica Tarlov@JessicaTarlov·
The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no evidence they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had proof, they’d face a court, not a drone. The law still applies, even to suspected drug traffickers, and right now, the Administration’s story isn’t adding up.
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Chris Murphy 🟧
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT·
Trump let George Santos out of jail just to make it clear that if you're loyal to him, you can get away with anything. This isn't a democracy if one man decides what's a crime and what isn't. Time for everyone to wake up. This moment is more serious than many want to believe.
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Ron Wyden
Ron Wyden@RonWyden·
Tell that to Carla and Bartley from Eugene, who have a premium notice right in front of them saying they’re going to pay an unaffordable $2224 a month for health care because of your failure to act.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Ron Johnson: "I don't think this is going to be any kind of gut-wrenching problem if these enhanced subsidies just go away. We'll probably have the weather the lies told by the Democrats. Democrats say all sorts of things that are untrue."

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Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma
Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma@lisa_liberal·
Trump build a patio over the rose garden. He covered the Oval Office in gold. He’s destroying the WH so he can build a ballroom. He threw himself a military parade. He gave Argentina $40B All of this on OUR dime But, we don’t have enough money for SNAP, Medicare/Medicaid.
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Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep@RossKneeDeep·
I keep coming back to this question in my head. Did she really lose or was she cheated?
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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
Motherfucker is shitting on people and tearing the White House down hoping we’ll forget about the Epstein files. Bitch, we didn’t forget. Tick tock.
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Can’t pass a budget, but can pass a rigged map. Can’t pay their teachers, but can do Trump’s bidding. Can’t fund law enforcement, but can bend the knee to their Dear Leader. What a disgusting display of party over country.
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Phil Ehr
Phil Ehr@PhilEhr·
I can barely find the words after watching the East Wing of the People’s House come down. The damage goes far beyond bricks and mortar. It’s a wound to our national soul and a blow to our economy, especially in the middle of a shutdown hurting every American & our service members
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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
How does tearing down the White House to build a ballroom help the American people? Explain it to me like I’m 5.
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Rep. Eric Swalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell·
Just a reminder that House Republicans have chosen to NOT PAY the people at the airports screening luggage for bombs or making sure planes don’t collide with each other.
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