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@isaacrio22 @SpireJim You are only looking at income!😁

@SpireJim That’s 15m in a week, damn!

If you’re a farmer that can supply 1500 trays of eggs a week around Mpererwe at about 10500 per tray inbox.

Slow-roasted. Juicy. Packed with flavour. Whole Goat BBQ done right this Easter .. 800K (drinks included). Not a beer person? No problem .. enjoy a 5L jerrycan of juice or a crate of soda instead.

Zawee Band will be taking us through Good Friday by the stream. Book your family table!

@hillaryarinda @ivoveli Ooh good to know this, grateful that he is our good ambassador for our product. All the best in your ventures, we hope you will use our fertilizer for the best results.

@FarmDem @ivoveli Saw first hand the results at Dr Ben Mugashas farm he took me around and I was beyond shocked. Was getting plantain suckers and guidance from him. He is a great mentor.🙏🏾

50 kilos of DAP fertilizer is the same price as my favourite whisky.. Whisky it is, the maize will grow on it's own.. Some foliar spray, or super grow.. but later

@hillaryarinda @ivoveli Thank you Hillary for this endorsement. He can use the fertilizer and still enjoy his whiskey!😁

@ivoveli Get Dem farms organic fertiliser 50kg is at 50k and it does really well with maize. @FarmDem

The Streamside Park is the place this Easter Bring the whole family From exciting kids’ games to delicious buffet spreads and a relaxing live band for the adults..there’s something for everyone.

@lulanzeashirafu The Deeper issues over overpriced food at SMACK VD! Those in superior position taking advantage. Silence of the elites in order to belong. Some walkways only A'level use them; Big man syndrome! That if you drop a fork, u can't pick it; Snobish & wastefulness. Look at the nation!

A pack of chips costing 25,000 shillings at SMACK Vd has sparked outrage. What's happening to prices? 😮.

Happy Palm Sunday 🌿 Creating memories with family, surrounded by calm views and grateful hearts at Streamside Park.

@lulanzeashirafu I piece of not well roasted chicken drumstick was selling at 15k!

@Christo33M @TotalEnergies @Akeda4 @PoliceUg So so true@TotalEnergies

@TotalEnergies, the trailers parked at Total Mityana by the roadside are an accident waiting to happen. No view of the road as u move out of the gas station. @Akeda4 @PoliceUg

@DEM farm we are cooking for u the best organic fertilizer for your gardens!

@Atukundaisaac1 Next year, there might be a tax on red cells in our blood!😁

PAYE to be increased to 40%, fuel and sugar prices to increase. Such is never talked about during campaign! Tax proposals to hit hard as govt seeks to collect Shs4.8 trillion monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…

@ssemamborashid Atleast there, most land is sold to hold Kwabya olumbe functions or to make wedding functions!🤭

We sell ancestral land to migrate to Kampala to ride boda bodas. Upuzi tupu!

@Nsababera_juju Good morning madam ambassador, Thanks for the good work. We want to engage with you about your line of work. Kindly open your DM. Thank you

Did you know that Uganda is the first African country to own land and build its Consulate in Guangzhou? This is more than a milestone it’s a statement of vision. Guangzhou is not just another city. It is the epicenter of Africa–China engagement a dynamic hub where trade, innovation, manufacturing, and people-to-people connections converge. It is where Africa meets China in real, tangible ways. By planting a permanent home here, Uganda made a bold and strategic decision: To be present where opportunity lives. To lead where partnerships are shaped. To position our country at the heart of one of the world’s most important economic corridors. This Consulate is not just a building it is a gateway for trade, investment, tourism, and cultural exchange between Uganda and China And most importantly, it reflects a mindset shift: We are not waiting for opportunities to come to us we are building where they are. 🇺🇬🇨🇳 #UgandaInChina #EconomicDiplomacy #Guangzhou #AfricaChina #ECD #TradeAndInvestment #UgandaRising

For the coffee growers, here you go👌

Catch Zawee Band live this Friday at Streamside Park. 🎧 With DJ Pitaz on the decks.

@douglaskato23 @MAAIF_Uganda @MbaziiraKazibwe @UCFAuganda @CoffeeUganda Our fellow Mityana agri-enterprenuer, thanks for this good journey. Visit us at Kakindu and we talk business!

I started my first coffee garden in Mityana when I was 27. At that age, many of my friends were focused on moving deeper into the city, chasing jobs, chasing quick success, and trying to build a life around fast opportunities. I chose a different path. I looked at land in Mityana and saw something many people overlook potential. Not immediate money. Not comfort. But potential. Buying land and planting coffee at 27 was not the popular decision. Coffee does not pay you quickly. When you plant it, you know you are committing to years of work before the real rewards begin. But I understood something important early: Some investments are not meant for quick returns. They are meant to build a future. So I started small. No big machines. No large capital. Just land, coffee seedlings, manure, patience, and belief in the process. Many mornings started early, walking through the land, checking on the young plants, learning as I went, making mistakes, correcting them, and continuing to nurture the trees. When I look at those coffee trees today, I don’t just see plants growing. I see a decision I made at 27 to believe in the soil, to believe in the village, and to believe that real wealth can be built through patience and discipline. Sometimes the most powerful step a young person can take is choosing a path that others don’t yet understand.

@eurofounder 😂😂😂 satire at it's best!

A perfect Friday in the Netherlands: 8:00 - Wake up 8:30 - Check portfolio. Down 10%. Pay 36% tax on unrealized gains 9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend’s apartment 10:00 - Receive fine for cycling 2 km/h over the bike speed limit 10:30 - Start work 12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch 14:00 - Write an angry LinkedIn post about Americans having no work-life balance 14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar 15:30 - Finish work 17:00 - Apply for a permit to own a second bicycle 21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner 21:30 - Read article about Europe having the highest quality of life 22:00 - Sleep on a couch because your wife’s boyfriend is staying over

@EnidiokA My DM is open

@FarmDem Hello good day , I have something you will be interested in . Can I dm ?

Manu, Chelsea, Mancity, Liverpool, Spurs fans watching Arsenal matches!😊😊

@ProfPaulWaako @BusitemaUni And we are bringing our organic fertilizer in this move!

Following the Institutionalization of Natural Products Research and Innovations Center (NaPRiC) as a Centre of Excellence by the @BusitemaUni University Council, I have appointed the following Scientists to lead NaPRiC for a period of 4 years.