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@MarkMantis @WonderKing82 MAGA: "shoot yourself in the foot because they libs hate the sight of blood" then they cheer when they see the libs freak out. But the libs don't freak out because of the blood but "WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT?!"

i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all

The comments on this are utterly bizarre. This happens when the fabric rubs against itself. You can mitigate some of this by purchasing looser-fitting jeans and/ or washing more often. If you wash your jeans infrequently, tiny dirt particles can get trapped between the fibers, acting like tiny saws. That said, most people don't need to wash their jeans after every wear. IMO, a good rule of thumb is to use common sense — wash your jeans when you think they're dirty. You can repair these holes by taking the jeans to a tailor who knows how to darn. Unlike patching, where a tailor puts another piece of fabric behind the hole, darning is a process of adding entirely new material, filling in the hole in a way that almost matches the weave. However, darning works best on pure cotton jeans. If you purchase a cotton-elastane blend, the darning won't be very stable and thus not last very long. If you don't have a local tailor who knows how to darn, you can send the jeans to Denim Therapy, Denim Surgeon, or Williamsburg Garment Company (all based in New York). They will repair the jeans for a small fee. Best to get the jeans repaired just as you're starting to see the hole formed. The larger the hole, the more expensive the repair, and the harder it will be to make the repair look natural. If you find this happening to tailored trousers, seek out trousers made from a worsted cloth rather than a woolen one, especially in heavier weights and a twill weave. A 16oz whipcord or cavalry twill will wear much harder than a 12oz woolen flannel.

While it's perfectly fine to not know this, I think this is great evidence to not take history content from this person seriously.

Stood on a rake yesterday and it flipped up and smashed me in the face. So I did the only reasonable thing - visited our architects and came up with plans for the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Ballroom. Voila....

The Community Note on Trump’s post.

@CantEverDie Grifters got their marching orders

@YourAnonNews @TifaAuntie And the photo was taken during the Bush era.

Here’s the latest mapping of the Scientology building based off all the runs

Huge day for Canadians 👏🏻

@Razako3147500 @SpaghettiKozak @WhiteHouse @OrlvndoA Really stupid or Epically Stupid

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@WhiteHouse @OrlvndoA

Thanks for sharing my animation bro. Check the top right corner of that gif LMAO calling me a larp and using my gif to say I should get shot LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

@cenkuygur @TuckerCarlson He is a career liar and fraud. His "apology" included him saying that he didn't mislead people intentionally, despite his 2020 texts revealing he hates Trump and thinks he's an incompetent useless loser. He's a fascist propagandist and if you buy his apology, you're a mark.

@dieworkwear @Knoxlington

@Knoxlington ok Boss

Menswear expert here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Statement from The Atlantic:

@comradempp Moi qui est sur un des pôle de la lune de Europa: Le silence, le paysage indescriptible, l'histoire que cette astre peut nous offr— "Ah bin tabarouette Linda, une chance qu't'as amené l'cotton-ouatté. Parce qui fait frette en maudadine icitte lah lah!"

What did I say…

@1999Hilux28076 @FortySacks Revolution Tranquille moi ça, caline de bean

@FortySacks Patriot.

Always thought the oui oui baguette stuff wasn’t funny toward French Canadians. Nobody looks at Americans and says “fish n chips innit mate”, because that’s what you’re doing. It’s like going to Brazil and asking if they eat bacalhau. You look retarded.