Stampede253
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Stampede253
@FreewayCommuter
Lifelong democrat, intolerant of ignorance and hypocrisy. Strong supporter of equal rights for all. Leave it better than you found it. #WeAreThePatriots
Seattle Sumali Ekim 2016
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- Finalists in the Miss Whoville pageant
- The "marzipan" setting on Photoshop
- Aliens who bought their human skinsuits at Party City
- Sorority sisters about to sacrifice a goat
- Mail order brides for very lonely Russian farmers
- Pete Hegseth's next 3 wives
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This mook is gonna get rolled up like a cheap rug
Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale
Matthew Petracca is the Trump Administration’s lead prosecutor in the case against former FBI Director James Comey over an Instagram photo of seashells. His most substantial job before this was a seat on the Morris County, New Jersey, Board of Taxation.
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Pete Hegseth is way too emotional to be the Secretary of Defense
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@ImBreckWorsham @ivyjofreeman Wonder if he wears that get up around his grand daughters or great grand daughters
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@PaulRudnickNY Make his a double. And put it on Patel's tab since I'm sure it rivals many developing countries GDP
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RFK Jr says he’ll refuse to take any vaccine that doesn’t include beer, heroin and raccoon penis. Or as bartenders call it, a Patel on the Rocks with a Hegseth chaser
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@theliamnissan He was just looking for a date, jeesh. Now you've hurt his fee fees.
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LOL this thing just called me a faggot but he left off the first letter of the word because he's a big ol' *ussy
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@BeingJWood That would require self-awareness. So no, they don't.
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@JadeK526 Make sure you bring it up to the correct temperature--volcanic will do
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@MeachamDr At least she got a new designer gown out of the deal
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He has to pay extra for hand holding and the check hasn’t cleared yet.
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Melania really hates him, doesn’t she?
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@ofdff @TheRickWilson @barkingink2 The only thing that matters to these morons is that there are other morons buying into their bs
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@TheRickWilson @barkingink2 Where the fuck does these people come from ? Do they know they’re fucking morons ?
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@gtconway3d You didn't say you were going to 86 someone. Big difference. Comey was head of the FBI and knew he shouldn't post that disgusting photo but due to his big ego, did it anyway.
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@Squishiebunnie @mehdirhasan Put the Kool aid pitcher down and step outside for some fresh air. Democrats are the least empathetic?? And started whatever this is with Trump? Whew that's a complete reach. Check your sources.
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@mehdirhasan Democrats are the least empathetic people on the planet. Democrats started this war with Trump. All you little democrat plebs go along with the deep state to fuck everyone over. We do not pity you and have no patience for your stupid opinions about the president.
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Oh STFU. Trump danced on Rob Reiner’s grave, on Robert Mueller’s grave, called recently for the execution of elected members of Congress.
Kimmel told a joke.
I’m so fed up of this idiocy, dishonesty and faux outrage.
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera
Regarding the First Lady’s condemnation of Kimmel’s latest incitement, think what it must be like to have total strangers wishing you and your family dead. Trump can be a rude provocateur. Kimmel is a sadist masquerading as a comedian.
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@JamieBonkiewicz @TimHannan If they think 86’d is to kill someone, I’d hate to know what they think getting 69’d is!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hey DOJ, when a strip club 86s you, they don’t kill you. They kick you out. Ask Pete Hegseth.
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You have got to be kidding me.
The State Department is putting Donald Trump’s scowling face on the U.S. passport.
His signature in gold. Superimposed over the Declaration of Independence, a document literally written to get away from this exact behavior.
No sitting president has ever done this. Coins, park passes, battleships, and now your passport. The man cannot find a surface he will not slap his name or face on.
This is not patriotism.
It is vanity.
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@SarahIronside6 @mynamehear I guess that's one way to keep us from being allowed into a large number of countries...
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When will this nightmare end? We are the laughing stock of the entire world.
Sam Stein@samstein
EXCLUSIVE: State Dept. is finalizing a plan to put Trump's picture On U.S. passports thebulwark.com/p/exclusive-st…
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@JamieBonkiewicz @realKyleKeegan Now you sit there until you finish those Epstein files or you'll be doing so at breakfast...
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No, you cannot have your ballroom. You haven’t even finished your Epstein files yet.
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@RyanShead Shame requires a certain level of self-awareness, which most of today's Republicans do not possess.
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How can grown adults say dumb things like this and not be ashamed?
Acyn@Acyn
Senator Eric Schmitt says we need a ballroom because Democrats keep referring to ICE as the secret police.
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