KristinIs

Gonna just post jkjkjkjk after everything I say to much sure noone knows how super serious I am lol

@AnalRailGun If I don't poop 3x the first 3 hours I'm awake, my day is ruined.

My brain: let's poop twice before 1000, 'tis a great idea, methinks

@BonafideKRS Good morning! ☕️🌞

Happy National Chocolate Mousse Day

@lasorgod gm

Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you... Hey hi hello I am the all consuming darkness. And water. Calm water. Oh and a fat crackhead. A fucking newb, embarrassing.

@joelgaines Uh chicken noodle soup like God intended

I rarely get sick (I'm sick this week), but when I do I have to have spicy noodles or kimchi soup. What's your sick food?

@mushroomJenja Take pic Gently pet Long to be grown upon

Got moss?

Can’t a girl have hobbies?

@actionxander The kids wanted me to tell you THAT IS SOO COOL! (they may or may not have caught me jelly crying about it lol) Very proud of you and happy for you livin the dream!

@FucksAndFire Massive W!

I've been asked to hold off on the official announcement until after we film this specific segment of our crocodile documentary, but I am allowed to share footage and behind-the-scenes content soon! Xplorist is about to join the company of PBS and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. That's all I can say for now 🤠

The void reminds

@CanIFuckUrDad Got those lead eatin hose parasites in muh belly

Never gave a damn. Me in the 90s

@BigSlug_ I dislocated my left shoulder 6 months ago and so naturally everything else is fucking up now and yeah jumping off a cliff sounds better than anything lol

I get so mad at my fucking body all the time, like i cant train my spine and it makes me so upset, mid workout i just want to jump off a fucking cliff cuz its impossible to correct without surgery

Moon be full yo

emotionally attached to all my nature pics why can’t i delete a photo of a snail i took 2yrs ago

@rainyskyatnight @fatsosforest Good mooning Sunny!

Good mooning world

@gengar_guy69 Don't give up!

@FucksAndFire >:(

Don't forget to evolve your Ursaring today!

Where you at weirdo friend?!

@ForestMommy F

I knew the day was coming for these, more holes everyday. Today was the day for that fateful rip along the butt pocket, the so thin denim fabric just splaying. 😥 Fs in the chat for a good one👖