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@camerobradford This started off so wholesome 😂

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

It's cool how Amazon knows that if you ever want to rewatch a show you actually only want to watch the last 30 seconds of credits on every single episode

yo fuck you kanye first and foremost

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible."

I’m in Tokyo and I’m seeing way more kids with dreads twists and braids compared to the last time I was here

i would pick my mother to be my mother again and again in every lifetime.

Thibs watching Mike Brown empty the bench with only a 55 Knicks point lead

Dominicans vindicated for showing up to the airport 5 hours early now more than ever

🇩🇴 Happy Independence Day, Dominican Republic!

When the DB query that was supposed to update only 1 row is still running after 15 seconds

another christmas with my parents alive, what else could i ask for

The Knicks are the 2025 @emirates NBA Cup Champions! 🏆

THE CUP IS OURS❗️

@tjvilardi @iamSauceGardner @PatMcAfeeShow @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @KFCBarstool @NYJ_Matt @nyjets @BadlandsTOJ @JCaporoso @espn @7BOOMERESIASON @WFANmornings Make sure they know it doesn’t get any better

My son’s favorite player is @iamSauceGardner. He did not take the news well when he got home from school today. @PatMcAfeeShow @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @KFCBarstool @NYJ_Matt @nyjets @BadlandsTOJ @JCaporoso @espn @7BOOMERESIASON @WFANmornings

@DaddyDimmuTv That’s awesome Dimmu! Congratulations

I got to marry my best friend today. Im the happiest fella

@Pokemon Absolutely not

👏ray 👏KWAY 👏zuh #PokemonWorlds

93 'Til Infinity • Souls of Mischief [1993]

Stamina for sprint in a massive open world single player game isn't immersive, it's fucking annoying.

@RealShelfy Schwarber 407. If I win you’re taking me to a Phillies game

I’ll give away 2 tickets to any MLB game (reg season) if someone can predict the longest homer in today’s Phillies / Yankees game. 1:05 start time. If you respond more then once you’re eliminated, good luck (: