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@HustleBitch_ She looks even younger than 37.

Jon Hamm, 55, seen with his 37-year-old wife. Be honest... what's your first thought?

@Reese10Angel @AtlantaDream Lmfao be gone

An Angel’s DREAM💭 🅰️TL WHAT UP?! @AtlantaDream

@BhattiLaib9960 Just put him outside and don’t let him in again. The kitten is clearly stressed out, so there’s no reason to keep the boyfriend.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@Updates4Marvel Damn she fine

Jessica Henwick reportedly turned down the role of Shang-Chi’s sister in hopes of returning to the MCU as Colleen Wing. (Source: The Hollywood Reporter) #JessicaHenwick #ShangChi #MCU #Marvel

@NanaCanada333 You should be.

Am I alone in feeling like a communist takeover is happening in Canada??

@bethanyshondark lol you mean the bitch who wasn’t showing any true remorse when her husband died?

Personally I wouldn’t take smiling photos with a woman who spent the last six months terrorizing a widow 🙃

@mariaxxnn In today’s ecosystem , the good ones play clueless because women be creating problems when it’s the opposite.

Do you boys purposely ignore hints Or are you actually clueless?

@BeyondReporter_ Early exit perhaps

In all the trailers for The Boys, A-Train is wearing the same outfit.

@tbkieran @anotherfilmfan From what I see it’s presented as a fun romp but what was it really?

@anotherfilmfan i threw this on amazon a few months ago expecting a campy action flick and was so surprised at the tone and how much i actually enjoyed it, they did it dirty with the advertising

When you watch the movie you realize this is one of the worst posters (and marketing campaigns) of all time

@Tostky @anotherfilmfan You realize the story is real , right?

@anotherfilmfan This movie is great but the story is stupid as hell and marketing almost ruined it.

@VorosTwins Crippling gas prices.

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

@byteboop @BlackLanterrn The one with the confused partner

@BlackLanterrn the one with the keyboard?

What’s up with that one painfully unfunny female cast member on SNL… like how did she get that job

@LeafsPassion85 @netflix Shut the fuck up you whiney bitch. You’re a janitor.

@LeafsPassion85 @netflix You shouldn’t be worried about Netflix if your military job matters.

@St3v3Wiederrich @FalconryFinance

@HappyToHelpYa @FalconryFinance Doubling down on being a pile of shit yourself. Wow. So lived through and witnessed, you understand those words correct? That’s directly contradicting to your vocabulary choices of “beliefs” or “conspiracy” Validation of the word lunatic works on you there… id10t form!

@DeanAllisonMP Come up with a better one.

‘elbows up’ is the most cringe slogan ever created

@CF_Farrow @Tesco Lmfao

Bought this from @Tesco on Thursday. Use by date next week. Took out the oven for our family Easter supper. Green. 😩😢

@thamosdeaf When did she compare Friends ? Or are you just lazily being shit at attacking someone?

The famously edgy humor of Friends

@magills_ Who are you?

Theo Von is 46, unmarried, childless and on antidepressants because a prior drug addiction zapped his ability to regulate his emotions. In no measure of a meaningful life is he more successful or happier than I am.

@s6berr Let him perish under his own volition.

Clavicular’s father got CONCERNED after Clav hadn’t slept for 2 days straight, even warning he’d TURN OFF HIS PHONE SERVICE if he didn’t go to sleep 😭❤️‍🩹 "I'm asking you to go to sleep since you’ve been up for 40 hours straight." "Dad, I’m trying to make money." "We’re just concerned about you, that’s all." "No, you’re not concerned about me. You’re threatening me. You’re like, "Oh, I’m gonna turn off your phone service""