Jacob Perez

Forcing yourself to stop talking to a woman you loved is one of the hardest things to do, but it is better than begging her to be in your life.

"Sexual compatibility" is a man-made construct. It didn't even exist until about five minutes ago. Husbands and wives are sexually compatible by virtue of God creating husbands male and wives female. If there are issues, you lovingly work it out together, end of story.

@iris_seraphina Church is community and free

And she’s a teacher. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

🚨 A former Tesla skeptic and her husband just did a full round trip in their new Model Y. Dallas to Orlando and back to Dallas. She expected charging stress and driving fatigue… instead, FSD + Tesla’s smart navigation did it all. Automatic charging stops with real-time availability, perfect route planning, and they barely touched the wheel. Pure relaxation. ‘Passenger princess’ mode the entire way. Zero stress, zero tiredness. That ‘aha’ moment is exactly why Tesla wins. To all the Europeans still waiting for FSD Supervised: this future is almost here. Approval expected any week now (Netherlands around April 10, EU-wide rollout this summer). When it lands, long road trips across the continent will never be the same. Safer, easier, and way more enjoyable. 🔥 #Tesla #FSDEurope #TeslaRoadtrip

@BiggieAtx @TeslaCharging Tesla moving faster than anyone else per usual haha

@Jacobperez @TeslaCharging utility meter was just installed last week, delay was probably the power company

New Tesla Supercharger: Round Rock, TX - University Boulevard (20 stalls) tesla.com/findus?locatio…

@TeslaCharging Finally!

@RimaSukhadia I was wondering when you were going to join the family.. almost the same config that I want! I would get black seats.

Don’t Panic - wen on FSD 🫶🏻

@RimaSukhadia @DavidMoss @JEHazel75 @XanderSky @congressdj @MyTeslaMoonship @scotsrule08 Congrats!!

🚨Official Tesla owner🚨 I did it, I contributed towards a galactic civilization ✨ I owe this one to my wonderful Tesla family, my biggest cheerleaders @JEHazel75 • @XanderSky • @DavidMoss and MYP influencers @congressdj • @MyTeslaMoonship • @scotsrule08 And of course Elon for this priceless community ♥️ I love speed I ain’t no curb-side princess but today, I let “my” robot drive me home from📍GigaTexas as tears of happiness ran down my face If you ever visit Austin, you are in treat to experience “Mad Rima” mode in my Tesla Model Y Performance @Tesla @Tesla_AI @elonmusk @gigafactories

@AustinAirport Always

Should we open a second Starbucks in the terminal? 🤔☕️

@JoshWest247 Is this in Austin?

My first time seeing an original V1 Supercharger in person.

@scotsrule08 @Waymo Is Dallas like every other city (except Austin 🙄) where you can request through Waymo app?

@Waymo in Dallas. My nephew's first ride in a fully autonomous vehicle. He lasted about 10 seconds before going back to his phone. Completely comfortable immediately. The driving was good enough. Stayed in the outside lane which was beat up with potholes. Room for improvement there. But having an autonomous service available in Dallas is a win and I can’t wait for more services soon!

@DavidMoss I’d rather more than less lol. Unless too much more…

My car had been sitting for so long that I actually had to deflate the tires just now instead of inflate 😂 Parked it 5 weeks ago in the cold & now it’s warm/almost spring! They were all 46 PSI when supposed to be 42

El Capitan seems impossible to climb, but people have climbed it multiple times, even without ropes. Hard problems might be intimidating. But you can either scale them yourself or watch someone else climb from below.

We will move from “FSD scary” to “Unfair advantage”

@DirtyTesLa @mrfundman Did you try putting Starlink on main glass roof? My dad was having trouble with getting it to connect through main roof but rear window works fine. Was wondering if it was a juniper thing.

@mrfundman I have mine in the very rear window of the Model Y and it works well. But yeah maybe connecting it behind the screen and keeping it there on the dash would work. But that area will get a lot hotter. Not as concerned now tho that the $5 plan doesn't work while moving lol

Nice but wrong place for Starlink. Put it on dash and thank me later.

@RimaSukhadia @gigafactories @SpaceX @Tesla_Optimus Dang I need the starbase one now!

My refrigerator is very happy today @gigafactories @SpaceX @Tesla_Optimus

@SawyerMerritt Does it drive itself?

NEWS: Porsche has unveiled their all-electric Cayenne S SUV, the mid-level trim of the new Cayenne Electric. • Starting price: $126,000 • Range: ~340 miles • 113 kWh battery • 0-60mph: 3.6s • Peak charging speed: 400kW. 10-80% in less than 16 mins • Native NACS port • Up to 657 hp • Curved OLED center screen • Drag coefficient: 0.25 • 14.25″ digital instrument cluster (OLED) + optional 14.9″ passenger display • Optional AR head-up display: virtually projects an 87-inch display 10 meters in front of the car. • Cargo space: 781–1,588 L (19.5–56.1 cu ft), plus a 90 L front trunk. • Heated seats, armrests, door panels and steering wheel • 800v architecture • Top speed: 155mph • This S trim is $17,000 more expensive than the entry-level Cayenne Electric ($111k) and $37,000 less than the top Cayenne Turbo Electric trim (163k). • Deliveries expected end of Summer 2026