Jam the Analyst

@iky_fwjett Respect to you 🫡

my daughters best friend's dad molested my daughter when she was 6. we took her to the hospital, they did tests and she ended up needing stitches. but, the police said they didn't have enough evidence for an arrest. so, i got my gun and went to his house. i made his wife and daughter go upstairs so they didn't have to hear what was said. i immediately pulled out my 45. now, this man was 6'4" and 275. i’m 5'9" and 160 so i wasn't going unarmed. i asked him if he'd raped my daughter. he said it wasn't rape and that she asked for it. i instantly shot him in the head. i did 13 years straight over it and it didn't bother me one bit. they later searched his house and found tapes of 11 little girls and him. i’m proud i got revenge for all our little girls and their fathers. i ended up getting letters from most of them.

@wuds100 Remember how good Shearer was for us. Should we resign him for next season? 😂😂😂

Some have short memories

@RejectedBook Not remotely. Smart business, that’s all.

So, the Mags have sold their ground and leased it back for 50 years to avoid a loss . . . They’re in trouble . . . #HugeNews #SAFC #nufc

@SupportersNufc Tonali will leave, we can’t afford Anderson

Would you be happy with Sandro Tonali leaving the club if Newcastle resign Elliot Anderson?👇👀 #NUFC #fblifestyle

@NoContextBrits “I no longer live in the UK”

Say something nice about the UK.

@jordancronin_ He should’ve been sacked after the first derby loss

David Hopkinson on Eddie Howe's future 🗣️ "What I can tell you is that the derby loss hurt. We take it seriously. There's nothing within us that thinks 'well, it's just three points and on we go'. It has resonated. "I spent a couple of hours in a one-on-one lunch recently with Eddie and we talked through a multitude of things, including that. "Eddie's our manager. I expect to have a great run to the end of the season here and we'll talk about the future when it's time."

@AIfieNUFC It’ll be 6-8 and you know it 😂

This has to be at least 15 points #NUFC

@AshfordLabour This is utter fucking lies

@talkSPORT Bruno being sold would be the biggest loss in years.

💰 "They're gonna sell Tonali, they're gonna sell Guimarães!" 😰 "I don't see how it can't be a difficult summer, I don't see how Eddie Howe can't be more frustrated!' Simon Jordan makes a grim forecast for #NUFC's future... 😬

@ZiaYusufUK Fair enough, if you commit to reducing the fuel tax, it won’t be an issue I’m sure

Civil servants are demanding to not have to go into the office because of fuel prices. If they try these stunts under a Reform government they can spend all the time they want at home. Unpaid. Forever.

@LucyTCWife @ZiaYusufUK @thebestsuse Retard

@ZiaYusufUK @thebestsuse I’m sure they were all in the bloody gym earlier. Never seen it so busy. Can afford petrol to go to the gym.

🚨🇮🇪 BREAKING: An armed group declaring themselves as the 'NEW REPUBLICAN MOVEMENT' have issued a WARNING to Irish Politicians "You have FLOODED our communities with MILITARY AGE MEN" "We will not sit back and watch our culture and religion DESTROYED by the people we put in power" Things are only going to get worse

@FantasyWorldW1 Stupid cunt

Star Wars actor John Boyega explained why he doesn’t watch Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones in 2017: “There are no Black people in Game of Thrones,” he said. “You don’t see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. Thoughts?

@even_steven8tht Such a retard

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

@NUFCMurph @colin_calcio That’s the hope 🤞

@JamTheAnalyst @colin_calcio It will if the manager is carted

It’s fuckin hilarious how the 23 year old lad coming to a new league has been battered more than the premier league proven 29 year old who cost only 10m less. His assist tonight says all you need to know. If he gets sold in summer I’ll riot. #nufc

@LewisBowden_ Such a shit argument 😂

Here we go, Howe Out brigade have more fuel to their fire. Just remember, David Moyes was forced out of West Ham, Ange was forced out of Spurs. And let’s not start on Chelsea…

@LukeEdwardsTele Hahaha of course he will. If he’s sacked he’ll be paid, if he walks he won’t. What a terrible take 😂😂😂😂

Also the truth on Eddie Howe’s future - if fans make it clear they no longer back him he will not stay where he isn’t wanted #nufc

@MbarkCherguia That kid’s about 3 😂😂😂😂

This woman’s receiving backlash for breastfeeding her (kind of old) child inside a restaurant on Mother’s Day, where other patrons were also trying to enjoy their Mother’s Day and meals with loved ones. What do you think? Did she deserve the backlash?

@elonmusk Not in the uk, very happy with mine in the USA though 👌

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