Jam the Analyst

@jchaytor16 We haven’t got anyone making that pass from midfield either, that’s another issue.

Tears man look what this bloke can do in the final third? I know what to do let's play him as a CDM😀

The ICE Agent in Minneapolis who k*lled Renee Good will face no criminal charges…

@gw850 We will be selling them, but for more money than that.

It’s highly amusing to see the armchair fans of the “Big 6” genuinely think that just because we won’t have Champions League football next season, we’ll be queuing up to sell Tonali, Hall, Bruno and Tino for £30m a piece.

@NUFCJordd They’ll pay 4x what we can, so he absolutely would.

Man United fans really think Elliot Anderson would choose them over his boyhood club 😭

@NUFC7890 There needs to be more outgoings than that. Wissa, Woltemade & Gordon need to go for various reasons. Eddie too.

@Pooliemags1Ttv We’ve got 0 chance of getting into Europe 😂

We currently sit 4 points off the European places btw… Almost certainly though 🙄 #nufc

@Amockx2022 He’d rather have your kids die for Zelensky and your daughters raped by invaders He’s a man of great morals

BREAKING : UK 🇬🇧 PM Kier Starmer publicly exposed and humiliated Trump *Trump 🇺🇸 mocked Starmer on social media for not supporting the US* Kier Starmer 🇬🇧: "Mock me all you want but i am not getting dragged in this war. I can't send British kids to die for your war" 🔥🔥 Man has finally started taking stand on the right side of the history

@xploragain She drunk texted her ex 100% 😂

@ridwan_803 Can’t stand TG, but he’s right here. This whole video was fucking spot on. Eddie will be here as long as he wants too, sickener

#NUFC Brave man ! Eddie Howe isn’t a technical manager. Give him a £1 billion budget and he’ll still chase runners over real quality I’ve said it a million times: the core problem at this club starts and ends with Eddie howe.

@pinkmlvn And why’s she with him? If he’s a predator, she’s a whore 😂

we don’t talk enough how most white men are actually pedophiles

@Im_RobM @supremetactico7 Me? I only live/work in Orlando now, I’m from Gateshead, former season ticket holder. I’m actually home right now. Not sure if I class as US fanbase - but if it helps me get permanent citizenship, I’ll take it 😂

@supremetactico7 @JamTheAnalyst You aren't helping the cause of the US fanbase.

Given how the Man Utd PR machine is telling the world just how important signing Tonali is, we should be coming out of this with a massive fee if we do find ourselves needing to sell. Not a penny below £100m #NUFC.

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM I couldn’t stand it if he moved to another prem team to be honest 😂 I see why he might though. Man U pay crazy wages, not many can compete with the money of the table. His agent will defo be pushing for a Man U move.

@JamTheAnalyst @Im_RobM I’d say max 80 but even that is pushing it, especially since he wants to leave. Even if he doesn’t come to United (which I do not mind at all since I don’t rate him highly), he will go to City or Italy and they won pay much either

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM We wouldn’t sell him for 60m 😂 He cost £50m+ Let’s see how it pans out. As long as players who want to leave are sold quickly, it’s all good. And it doesn’t matter how much we get anyway, we’ll only waste it lol.

@JamTheAnalyst @Im_RobM Anderson > Tonali is not a hot take Tonali will go for nowhere near 100 mil, that’s Anderson level Tonali will be between 60-70

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM I agree with the English tax bit, but he’s not clear of Tonali in any other way. Both excellent players, I’d rather have peak Tonali than peak Anderson. Either way, I hope we get £100m or near to it. That would be amazing for a player who wants to leave. 🙏

@Im_RobM @JamTheAnalyst I guarantee you brother, Anderson will go for at least 20m more than Tonali. He’s a far better player, younger, and has English tax

@WrexhamAFCWomen Imagine celebrating that 😂😂 Shameless

Exactly what we needed 😤 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

@NeverRemem33961 @TheGriftReport Women vs accountability

@TheGriftReport This is a very sad story. A vulnerable young woman who should never have been put in such a position. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Ex-prison officer Cherrie-Ann Austin-Saddington had a six-month affair with convicted rapist Bradley Trengrove at HMP The Verne. They had sex up to 40 times in the prison workshops. She even tried smuggling a Calpol syringe of his sperm out for artificial insemination. Guilty of misconduct in public office. Judge gave her a two-year suspended sentence – she’s now paralysed from the chest down after a spinal stroke. UK justice in 2025. How long should she have got?

@Magpie24_7 We said the same about Isak 😂 If at any point he wants to go, we should sell him. No point keeping someone who doesn’t want to be here.

Newcastle United’s message to our Premier League rivals admiring our left back is crystal clear: we are building our future around Lewis Hall, NOT selling him to fund it! The sort of statement that I like! In my opinion he is our MVP and is UNSELLABLE! . shorturl.at/7NdLb #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@vxylily Absolutely

Don’t Lie Is AOC attractive?

@itsrosesm Hoeflation

Now, 80% of single men say they're not even interested in dating anymore. What happened?