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A group of Ukrainian border guards were stationed on Snake Island, in the Black Sea south of Odessa, when a Russian warship ordered them to surrender under threat of attack. Their response: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself." They held their ground. All 13 were killed.

@espn Congratulations ! The morons err executives who work in Bristol just can’t help tripping over themselves. How do you cancel The JUMP and fire @Rachel__Nichols after your employee violated her privacy by leaking a private conversation?

@DwyaneWade nice touch with the watch over the sleeve ala Gianni Agnelli

@realDonaldTrump “So look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have. Because we won the state.” 😿😢😭@thelifeof_Rylie

@realDonaldTrump Do everyone a favour and just pack up and exit the premises. They need time to remove all the “yuuuge” orange stains from all the furniture and the smell of your cologne...”la parfum de imbecile” out of the Oval Office.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the most 30 Rock joke of the entire election cycle

@realDonaldTrump “‘The United States government is capable of escorting trespassers from the White House.’

NEW VIDEO: Trump says it's the Democrats who colluded with Russia, are committing crimes, and are trying to rig the election. The President is a walking, talking projection. Everything he himself does, he accuses of others. It's just another #TrumpProjection. Pass it on.

@realDonaldTrump Great, please infect more secret service agents and White House staff you thoughtless excuse for a human being.

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @thelifeof_Rylie

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I thoughts that the virus wasn’t real and you and the multitude of morons who attended your rallies seem to not believe in things like science , not being racist or wearing masks 😷. Nevertheless, I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that you deservedly lose the election

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

The @Lakers will always own Los Angeles!! It will never change 😁

Is @luka7doncic this generation’s Larry Joe Bird? #Gamewinner #LucaDoncic #LarryBird

@MBonvoyAssist Hi there quick question for you… Can I stack the 15 elite nights for both the American Express personal and business card in Canada to give me a total of 30to reach platinum status faster?

@kanyewest You are delusional....Please get some help !

You’re a laughingstock, @realDonaldTrump.

@kanyewest Pls shut the fuck up and get some help, you sound like a lunatic. Is your ego so big that you can’t realize you’re embarrassing yourself and everyone who has to listen to your rants because they don’t make any sense you fuckin clown !

We need a new President.

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

What do you think #lakersnation?